WOMEN ARE MY FAVORITE GUY!

High key the nut vids use to be crazier. Wjht happened?

Nobodys busting hard no more

one final cadaveric spasm for the idiot pigiron husk that was prototype "pjackk" jack

happy birthday, gilbert baker. (june 2, 1951 — march 31, 2017)

imo the pov character should be lying to themselves and concealing shit from themselves constantly

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exactly, bestie. Exactly

Are you all going to come online and play perverts or what

I just remembered my dark heart

Had to ban the phrase “tricky dick” from my classroom during watergate lesson because saying the word dick in front of 30 fifteen year olds is like lighting a bomb and throwing it through the doorway but now they’re just calling him Richard the Treacherous like they’re all medieval peasants. gonna lose it

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

why does every single one of your faves has to have a monster cock. some of them are packing peanuts and that's okay, just goes to show you a lot of you equate big penises with a better sexual performance. alas, we move on

Why don’t we let the guy whose every plan could be reasonably construed as an abstract suicide attempt take a crack at it