razzle dazzle

you ever hear a new song and immediately go “oooh the fake scenarios in my head are gonna love this”

die girlies reading this 🥰

oh my god I meant in a german accent I did not mean to wish death upon girlies

We’ll probably all be blogging about Sherlock season 4.

maybe

7/22/2013

There are not enough hours in the day; how am I supposed to go to work AND read AND draw AND sew AND write AND stay up to date on all the tv people tell me I should watch AND scroll endlessly through tumblr and expect to actually get anything accomplished. I call bullshit on the entire concept of time

Cheng Xiaoshi - I'm sorry, but I can't do what you say this time. Lu Guang - What do you mean, "this time"? You've never done anything I've asked from you.

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

was explaining to my mom on the phone the concept of a cosmic horror and she hit me with the one hit k.o. of "oh you mean like horton hears a who?"

Explain???

if you’ve been on tumblr for a while then you are one of three types of people. you either A) have kept one main blog since the beginning that you shift to revolve around your current interests and hope your followers understand. B) you have a main blog for general stuff and then 17 specifically curated sideblogs each dedicated to a different hyperfixation you once had. or finally C) you create a new email and make a brand new main blog every time you change fandoms whilst quietly deleting your old one and acting like it never existed. personally i’m C what about you guys

Capitalism is an illness we desperately need to cure.

Im personally trying to sell my art before they raise the percentage and im considering going on strike by putting my vacation mode on for at least a week. My etsy shop is my only form of income right now so its hard to want to join strike :(

STOP