Incorrect Link Click (or Shiguang Dailiren) Quotes

Cheng Xiaoshi - I can’t believe I let you talk me into going in this photo. Lu Guang - I literally begged you to not take this client.

Lu Guang - So, I’m in love with Cheng Xiaoshi. Xu Shanshan - Cheng Xiaoshi? Like our Cheng Xiaoshi? Lu Guang - Yeah. Thoughts? Xu Shanshan - And prayers.

Qiao Ling - If you wake up much earlier than normal, you feel secret emotions. Cheng Xiaoshi - One time, I woke up at 5am and stared at the sunrise for an hour. Don’t know what those emotions were, but they sure were a lot! Lu Guang - If you stay up late enough, you feel those same emotions, but the bad version of them.

Lu Guang - What if we went to dinner, not as friends? Cheng Xiaoshi - AS ENEMIES??? Lu Guang -

Cheng Xiaoshi - Crushes are the worst. Lu Guang - Yeah, whenever I'm near mine I act really grumpy. Cheng Xiaoshi - Huh? But you always act grumpy. Lu Guang - Lu Guang - Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

Cheng Xiaoshi - We all have our demons. Cheng Xiaoshi, pointing at Lu Guang - That one’s mine.

Liu Min - I considered you a rival. Cheng Xiaoshi - I never considered you at all. Liu Min - Now that’s just hurtful.

Kidnapper - We’re holding your friend hostage. Qiao Ling - Which one? Kidnapper - Cheng Xiaoshi. Qiao Ling - You can keep him.

Cheng Xiaoshi - Do you like tall girls or short girls? Lu Guang - Men.

Cheng Xiaoshi - I was dumb, and angry at everything when I was 13. Now I’m just dumb.

Cheng Xiaoshi - Wow. If it isn’t the consequences of my actions!

Shanshan - Lu Guang’s standards are low, but not that low, right? Shanshan, looking at Cheng Xiaoshi - …It’s like he hit rock bottom and then started digging.

Cheng Xiaoshi - Qiao Ling, why are you covered in blood? Qiao Ling - Don’t worry, it’s not mine. Lu Guang - Oh, good. Cheng Xiaoshi - No! Not good!

Cheng Xiaoshi - I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time. Qiao Ling as she cracks her knuckles - Manslaughter it is.