Fake Mario tweets.

I was looking at Doug Bowser's latest post where he wishes the children of Mexico a "happy children's day" over there with a picture of Bowser jr. I was quick to point out that Bowser actually has eight children till I realised that, well... in the latest interview with the mario creators or something, they mention that his only kid is bowser jr. This sort of shocked me as it seems strange to change something like this. However, i have come up with a theory which may be able to connect the dots a bit better.

So in this Tumblr essay, i will prove that Bowser is actually a koopaling himself but the oldest koopaling. This theory won't be involving any means of scientific facts so you don't need to worry about the accuracy of this theory.

I believe that Bowser is actually koopa kid. Why? Well in the original Super mario bros show, they refer to him as "Koopa" and only in one episode he's referred to as "King Bowser Koopa" but let's say that is his Surname in order to not having to debunk this theory. So it's not specified whether that is Bowser or not so it could actually be Bowsers father. So the koopalings are "Koopa's" children along with koopa kid. The koopalings stay by bowsers side and bowser has another child, bowser jr. Koopa names his son "Bowser" after his own surname,since its his first kid.

Now i know what you may be wondering.. why on earth are all the koopalings small and bowser isn't? And there's an easy explanation to this. 1) he's the oldest and 2)Koopa wanted to make the perfect child so he put kamek in charge of experimenting with bowser as a kid (like in yoshis Island SPOILER ALERT!!! where he's made to be gigantic) All the koopas and spikes are regular sized like the koopalings (even boom boom and ping ping.. or whatever her name was).

So that's that settled. But i hear you saying:

"What about mario party?"

and for this, well if you consider mario party to be canon, then consider the possibility of time travel. (like in "New Yoshis Island" for nintendo 3ds) If we go by my theory, Kamek could have transported him to the future.

"What about the age gap between mario and bowser?" Alright so i too wondered this but consider the fact that Mario isn't human ever since arriving to the mushroom kingdom.

Check my YouTube video for more, it should be at the bottom of this theory. So Mario can actually now live for longer and even resurrect, just like yoshi. Yes, i know i may of overdid this theory but oh well, at least I got one shower thought out of my head.

So to clarify: Bowser is a koopaling and is koopa kid. Bowser jr is bowsers son. Koopa is the father of the koopalings and bowser.