two thumbs and what

this guy

me: *turns up to court in a fursuit* “hi I’m your public defurnder :3c”

me: *tears in my eyes begging the judge* ill plead guilty if you arrest them too

Take a shower??? Oh, you mean GET PISSED ON BY MY OWN HOUSE??? No thanks, that’s gay

getting put into an induced coma until the vibes are right 

op this looks absolutely magical

I forgot homophobia was a thing and i spent about 5 seconds wondering why it was ever illegal to have a dog as a flower girl

people who actually got to party to the songs that came out in 2009-2010 are so lucky too bad i was eleven

like imagine pulling up to a house party and hearing dynamite by taio cruz blasting i’d lose my fucking mind

I didn’t expect that voice and I almost asphyxiated myself on my drink ahhahahhahahah 

not to be a phillie in such dannie times and i can’t exactly put into the words right now. like. i just can’t form the right sentence but. phil trusts dan so much that he gave dan the freedom to talk about both their sexualities. phil’s own sexuality was in dan’s hand to talk about to the world for that portion of the video and phil just allowed him to have that. because for dan to tell his story he’d have to tell a bit about of phil’s too and phil trusted him to do that. this is just so precious and important. i love them so much

one of the comments asked if this was a hostage situation LMAOOOO

Thank u for considering my pigeon