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nonetoon

Everyone meet just a normal goose :)

nonetoon

Glad you guys like this totally normal goose!

frougpepe

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

frougpepe

oh my god it was me

thealogie

this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you’re all a witness to language history here.

badmode-deactivated20230124

the damage you have done to society

breadbird

thebellekeys

can’t wait for that scene in TWP where kit lets it slip that he likes ducks and jem and tessa are gonna share the look

maddercollective

dead

legit-fitness

“lifting will make you unfeminine”

“strong girls aren’t cute”

systlin

Hhhnnnnnnnn

hoardofhyperfixations

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goatpaste

Attacka

world-heritage-posts

world heritage post

goatpaste

Oh good glad to hear

goatpaste

in honor of this becoming a world heritage post or whatever

a long awaited squeakquel i meant to make months and months ago

goatpaste

to everyone in the tags with the “homophonic bowser” “so long gay bowser” and “love DOESNt win”

your all wrong, bowser is just already in a committed relationship

goatpaste

to everyone saying mario is a homewrecker, heres the truth

they just have the same taste

goatpaste

for some reason yall have stuck around this long so now your gonna get the MOST self indulgent sammi posting with the awnser to this

we go back to 2014 when i first watch that shitty live action mario movie, it was so bad i loved it so much. i knew it sucked but i was SO into it i loved it so much

and i specifically had a small crush on the lady who played the character big bertha, who was based on a one off comic character who was a giant cheep cheep who had a crush on mario. and in the movie was was also into mario. and let me tell you 14-15 year old cringe ass sammi drew SO much fanart of her as a mermaid who was in love with mario

so this one goes out to little crange ass baby nae nae sammi

mario and his giant spikey mermaid gf

datkooby

gayelectro

Hey OP, I hope you know that this went from an amazing post to literally the best post on this site

clockworkbee

When they're grieving,

yes, it's not exactly same but ... it kind of is.

Queen of Air and Darkness | Secrets of Blackthorn Hall

drfaustus

christopher marlowe wrote plays 400 years ago and they went on to give me massive brain rot

drfaustus

literally how was i supposed to read this and be normal about it

fullmetalfisting

Obsessed with the idea of like some guy from Queens meeting a vampire and referring to him as “a dracula” like. “hey buddy I ain’t lettin no Dracula into my house” and the vampire being on the cusp of a migraine going “that was ONE guy. I don’t call all you humans Bill Clintons” and the guy from queens being like “hey hey don’t try an do no Dracula hypnotism on me” and then you know they explore each other’s bodies

memewhore

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maryefimovaone

ape-of-naples

#freshly peeled sheeps

mage-pie

reblogging solely for that deeply unnerving caption

jitterbugjive

@theosartisticthematics

doctorsiggy

FRESHLY PEELED SHEEPS

maddeningmagic106

Fuck this. Does everyone just not see the blood scrapes on some of their backs and faces???!!! Anyone, seriously, correct me if I’m wrong because this is making me upset af

rynofslytherin-deactivated20211

Domesticated sheep need to be sheared because they don’t shed their coats on their own and it can be bad for their health if it gets too big.

Also, it looks considering how close they cut that it went fairly well. I see like 2 nicks maybe, but with the photo it’s hard to tell. I mean, unfortunately, you’re going to nick a few animals because they don’t understand the order of “stand still” very well.

uleanblue-deactivated20190205

Sheep can die from heat exhaustion if they aren’t sheared.

Also, their skin secretes lanolin, which quickly soothes and heals any nicks they get during shearing.

miquerida

in conclusion, it is good to peel the sheeps

trashytoclassy-deactivated20231

Please peel your sheeps

b00bconnoisseur

They. Look. Like. Peeled. Potatoes

cruzan-for-love-deactivated2026

Peel your sheep peeps!

association-of-free-people

Remember when they found Shrek living in that cave and freed him

thisisntmeanymore-deactivated20

he’s smiling in that last one

thefingerfuckingfemalefury

HE HAS BEEN SAVED

dorkery

HE HAS BEEN *SHAVED

fixed that for you

saxifraga-x-urbium

shorn

youngreckless

the institute series » london institute (tlh)

“the london institute is said to be as glamorous as a castle. the ceiling rises up and disappears into the gloom above. there are tapestries hanging from the walls depicting stars, swords, and designs of runes. the institute is big enough to be maze-like for newcomers. much like most other institutes, the image of the angel raziel is depicted in several parts of the institute.”

life-through-the-eyes-of-deacti

Me: thinking of Will and Jem in the middle of the night

Me: listening to Brother by Kodaline

Me: *cries*

silverhawk

can you imagine how freaky shark mermaids would be like unlike sharks, shark mermaids would have actual arms/hands and could rely on touching things with their hands to see if they’re prey rather than having to bite like sharks do. like youre just swimming in the ocean and suddenly you feel a strong grip on your leg, you freak the FUCK out because uh what????? the fuck??? youre swimming alone in the ocean??

a head pops out of the water, dorsal fin pointed from its back and it just points at you and says in a low whisper: “i thought you were a seal. please dont swim alone like this, im sorry i scared you i just wanted to see what you are” and then disappears back into the depth. what the fuck.

wbicepuppy

no come back ma’am

spoookiepie

*under my breath* underwater girlfriend

transmechanicus

underwater wife

jambambles

Underwater love of my underwater life

fair-but-wilde-child-deactivate

Modern day Jem 1000% has learned to rock out on the electric violin. I do not take criticism. I know he prefers classical music but imagine him putting a modern twist on it. Amazing. I stan. Also, Kit sings along very badly.

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thecosmicgirl

different types of i love you’s:

slides off the tongue, everyday i love you. over rushed early breakfast. said with a mouth half full of coffee. placed onto your cheek followed by a kiss.

astounding, ‘i still can’t believe it’ i love you. the only thing you can think to say when she walks down the stairs wearing a new dress. whispering to yourself every night before bed when she’s brushing her teeth and smiling at you through the mirror.

sleepy, foggy, i don’t know what loves feels like but i think this is it i love you. whispered at early hours of the morning, the room is still dark and swallows up the words before she hears them. when it’s 1am and you blurt it out but she’s already asleep in the passenger seat, and a little part of you wishes you said it earlier but another part of you is relieved.

strangers know, and our neighbors are jealous i love you. shouted from the top of a mountain, I LOVE YOU being swayed from tree to tree. saying it over and over and over. the most important thing that will ever leave your mouth.

tapireye-deactivated20220708

proceeding thru life with lamb-like innocence and a pure heart is painful…

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