the calm before the storm

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long story short i have one of them in my math class and another in my psychology class and i’ve developed a friendship with both of them but i thought they were the same person this entire time

Top 4 Exercises to Lose Belly Fat Fast

My black lab’s 6-week-old puppies don’t quite understand what shelves are for yet.

1. It’s okay to love someone more than they love you, just don’t have unrealistic expectations. 2. Don’t answer texts or calls from boys after 11 pm, unless you want the drunken d. 3. If you want it, go for it. It sucks not trying and wondering. 4. Dance. A lot. It makes you feel good. 5. There’s nothing wrong with crying over something that has really hurt you. 6. There’s nothing wrong with crying because something has made you really happy. 7. You’re mom is an annoying bitch, but she loves you more than anyone else in the universe ever will, so try and bear with her. 8. Spend half, save half. 9. Don’t casually call guys when it’s late and you’re lonely. It almost always ends badly. 10. Even the “dumb” jocks have feelings. 11. If you’re sober or less drunk than other people, always take care of them. You might need it some day. 12. Cuddle with your pets. 13. If you’re bored, book and or long walks are great options. 14. If you’re sad, talk to someone you love about something you love. 15. After a break up, give your phone to a trusted individual for a while. It’s good not to linger and it’s good to separate. 16. Eat healthy food, but don’t be afraid to spoil yourself. 17. Mint tea and bubble baths can cure a number of ailments. 18. Find a pretty place outside that makes you happy. Go there when you’re feeling like you need some “me time”. 19. Doing things for other people makes you feel good. Just don’t spread yourself too thin. 20. Don’t stay with someone because you’re comfortable, stay with someone because they make you crazy, passionately, happily uncomfortable. 21. Did I say dance? 22. There’s a lotttttt of music out there. Try something different every once in awhile. 23. Avoid people who make negative commentary 24/7, it might rub off on you. 24. Tell your family and friends that you love them, every single day. 25. Don’t drink if you don’t want to. Don’t smoke if you don’t want to. But don’t make people feel crappy because they do. 26. If your friend is heartbroken, don’t say “I told you so” or try and knock some sense into them, just listen, buy them junk food, and make them listen to happy music. 27. Wear things that make you feel pretty. 28. Don’t complicate things with sex unless you’re willing to follow through with the feelings. 29. It’s okay to not want to. 30. It’s okay to go home. 31. Don’t say the first mean thing. Don’t say the last one, either. 32. Forgive easily. You’re better than that. 33. Always defend your good friends, even if they’re fucking crazy or wrong. 34. Instead of gossiping, keep a diary. 35. Watch Disney movies. 36. Treat your friends every once in awhile. 37. Don’t send anon hate. Send anon love. Better yet, send love without disguise. 38. Don’t mix alcohol. 39. Save at least $5 dollars in your car at all times. You never know when the sudden urge for coffee may fall upon you. 40. Find out what you like and: eat, drink, do, listen, smile, be around it. 41. Make new friends, even if it isn’t a deep friendship. 42. Don’t panic. Wait a little while till the assumptions can be prove. 43. If he cheats, he’ll probably do it again. 44. If you cheat, you’ll probably do it again. 45. Don’t cheat. 46. Always talk about it, whatever it is. Walking away without being honest or without closure is the worst. 47. Get a job if you can. 48. Do things for your parents without being asked to. 49. Don’t be afraid to fall in love, be afraid to not feel. 50. Learn from everything.

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