consider my petition wisely, lagomorph

batshit normal

listen i know what it looks like i know about my history but i’m a changed mouse now. you seriously gotta give me that cookie right now. it’s not gonna be like those other times. i promise i won’t ask for milk. i won’t do any of that anymore. i was in a bad place back then. i’ve done a lot of growing. i’m breaking my old habits. i can control myself. that cookie looks really really yummy. i could seeeeriously use a treat. i’ll be super normal about it, like remarkably normal. okay maybe i won’t be normal but is that bad is it THAT bad yeahhh it probably is um. i’m sorry. maybe i don’t deserve a cookie. i’m a fucked up little rodent. i’m sick in the head for even wanting it. i’m sorry i always take too much from you no no no i’m sorry for all the negative self talk i know this is just making us both uncomfortable. i don’t want to stress you out again over such a silly thing. i’m okay, really, i’m going to be okay. i don’t need the cookie. maybe i want it a little bit but that’s fine right? okay, actually, it looks yummy and chocolate chip is actually my favorite and i think i would extremely like to eat it. and it would be even more perfect with a glass of milk please and a straw so i can sip it and oh god i’m sorry i’m sorry

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