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FRANKIE MUNIZ??

*finished crying* god I'm hot

i’m weak.

im screaming!!

The Curious Case of May Parker

also “age is just a number” means i’m buying that stuffed animal and y’all can’t stop me

“Age is just a number” means that if I wanna go trick-or-treating I’m going trick-or-treating

if pedophiles believe that age is just a number then jail is just a room ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

And a bullet is just a piece of metal

Probably around 15 times a year ill go into the group chat with my main girls and I’ll go on and on about how I met a guy and they’ll get like super hyped, and usually one will be like “it’s not going to be that picture again is it” and in like “lololol no I wish tho” and I’ll keep it going telling stories about how we met at a screening of Toy Story and that he’s really cute and kind of muscular but not to jacked and they always ask to see a picture of him and I go “hold on let me pull up his Facebook” and in the end I always send a picture of this man, and they’re like “I hate you so much” and don’t talk to me for a while but i will never give up on this joke

I dont know what emotion this gives me but im feeling it violently