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everyones got that fic they chip away at like michaelangelo sculpting david. and brother? its penis month

asked my friends if they knew what i was referencing and they said no. we all know that post where someone divided how long it took michelangelo to sculpt david by it's size and went "yuuuuup. whole month spent on penis" right. sure, my search history is full variations upon "michelangelo penis month tumblr" to no avail, but we all know it. right.

Hi, that was a MBMBAM bit. But i see you and i hear you and i dont know if someone already said something

I feel like Bruno made peace with the fact that he wasn't able to have certain experiences as a child due to both poverty, and also being forced to grow up so quickly within Passione. I think as an adult he still finds small moments to have those experiences like going to the cinema to see a kids movie on occasion or still doing something like skipping stones. I also like to think he just fucks with people too, using his stand abilities, of course he's not above pranking/messing with someone. He still allows himself to "play" in certain ways.

rule number one for being a bucciarati fan is thar he is Not A Mother. rule number two is that he IS a massive weirdo. accept these facts of life and you will a life of serenity