You Still Make Me Angry, Tumblr

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

pulling yourself up by your strap-on or whatever they say

theoryslop. you only believe in it because it has evidence supported by and relating to the narrative and themes of the work

i understand words and phrases. my dialogue is natural and in character. i know where the plot is going. my word count is reasonable. i am not scared of my document

the water in hotel showers will do things to the texture of your hair you didn’t even know were possible

Lesbian girl named Rock Papers who....well, you'll never guess what she does

Children aged 36-48 report their lives as “better than nothing I guess.”

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

Everyone say thank you sanitation workers we owe you our lives sanitation workers