felurian

There is no way this is a porno

This is the best porno there has ever been.

The way he says “HEY WHAT THE FUCK” shaped me as a person

This is so fucking funny he did great

People don’t have a strong intuitive sense of how much bigger 1 billion is than 1 million. 1 million seconds is about 11 days. 1 billion seconds is about 31.5 years.

[video: a seal emerges from a hole in the ice to breathe. It yells “Ah! Woo!” then sinks back down]

This is my favorite video in all of world history I would die for these cats

I crave that late night sex that goes until like three in the morning and you just fuck with music in the background to drown it out, yet your moans and screams transcend the music and you just fall asleep so satisfied. Yet wake up in the morning only to lazily do it again, but slower, as if you’re fucking at the pace of the sun rising in the sky. You are literally the sunrise. 

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This would be love 😌