I like my coffee with cool whip and uranium

the smuckling smumbler

Love the contrast between the Americans’ “Apollo” and the Soviets’ “Sputnik.” You got the Americans naming their rocket after a Greek god trying to communicate the grandness and importance of this rocket. And you got the Soviets naming their rocket “fellow traveler.” Like a friend you go on an  adventure with together. This rocket is our little friend lol 

And they were gay for each other

And they were gay for each other.

I was [email protected] and 13973983 on ICQ. After a while the numbers just get. Stuck.

they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"

Another reason why trains would be good is that most people are not good at driving

Foul beast ate that adventurer whole, RIP

ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.