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Young Bnuy.

The curse is a very shy and scared lil guy when he's young. I think he would be docile and happy with the Oracles and looks at them like older sisters tho. Link discovers himself around this time (gender fluid/bisexual) and enjoys being dressed up and called pretty by others.

Midna, whispering: Use your abs.

Link: wut?

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. Ravio would grow quite the spine out on the field. He originally started as a support, running to and fro to deliver supplies and aid the wounded, but after some time he started to fight back, generally when the kids he'd later place under his charge were fighting on the front lines. Marin did much the same, though she had a spine to begin with, and the two would become fast friends. The troops would often refer to them as the Husband and Wife with how they often teased and bickered. Taking care of the younger ones didn't help.

Marin, though she had a backbone, had started off weaker than others. Sure, she had what was basically a god on her side that would aid her when summoned, but beyond that she was of little help besides giving support. She had no experience after all. Even Ravio had some history with weapons, crafting them, testing them, and apparently even having received a bit of training when he was younger. Medli had some too as all Rito received some training (not to mention she was something like a Sage, whatever that was). Still, her buffs and debuffs were useful and so she continued to aid thoes around her the best she could. Ravio was a good complement to her, as with her buff, his hammer and magic became quite a force to be reckoned with. Though sometimes she felt like he was stronger than he let on, but maybe it was limited like hers.

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. As time passed people aged, Chulainn, Medli and Tetra became visibly older as they were entering their teens or reaching further into it. Everyone changed, as people do through time. Everyone but Loki. See, Loki could smell some time-bull shit going on and knew once they returned back to their eras, they likely would revert to their original state of body too. He knew personally how jarring and hard to cope going back several years could be, so he used his Fierce Deity mask every three days to turn back the clock on himself, making sure he never aged more than 3 days. Of course this is just what he told everyone. In reality he was scared of growing up and changing. He'd lose everything he loved over and over and he wouldn't be who he was. He'd seen it before and it was terrifying. Some hero of Courage, huh? But when Ravio had basically adopted him, he found that you could grow up, change, and still be a kid at heart. Ravio and Marin were perfect examples of this after all. They would snicker at fart jokes, make weird faces and mimic each other poorly, do what could only be some slap-stick comedy routine that involved lazily slapping each other, and still do all the things that made an adult an adult... or at least they did from what he could tell. By the end of it he wasn't using the Mask as often, though his original statement still stood so he did use it every week instead.

He would very much grow up to be a strong adult with a heart of a child. continuing his pranks and silly faces. Even when training the next hero, he'd sometimes throw in a joke that the Hero of Twilight would visibly cringe at. Just because your body changed and your experiences changed you doesn't mean you have to leave behind all that made you, you. .

. Chulainn had largely established the fact that he was fine with everything from the get-go, but it would build up and break down his walls at some point. Unlike Medli, who often sought comfort from others despite her 'older sister' persona, and Tetra who was captain of a fleet of pirates (who probably had her own coping mechanism), the only people who had helped him get through his initial adventure was his Grannie and the King of Red Lions. But grannie wasn't here and he was afraid of growing close to King Daphnes. He had to say goodbye once and it hurt; he didn't want to do it again. If he got close, he would have to.

The damn would break mid-battle of course, because why the hell wouldn't it? It would happen when he was surrounded by strangers he was only starting to get to know, but all of them were adults who thought a kid couldn't do anything, even if he could beat them all in battle and a game of poker. Then Marin appeared and defended him while Medli calmed him down enough for them to retreat to base for a bit. He was really embarrassed by it, but Marin assured him its natural for anyone, especially one so young. Any grown adult would be quaking in their boots in his situation and would have broken long ago. When the battle was over Marin told him a truth that none of them liked. She would likely disappear for good once everything returned to how it was, for she was just a dream. Unlike real memories, even lasting dreams fade into nothing after a while. The memory of her would become watery with time until she faded completely. He realized that despite the heart break, he'd have to say goodbye to everyone here at some point, and it would hurt just as much. He should enjoy the time he had with them, even with the King. But then Ravio popped up a few months later and said that if a dream had a strong enough of a presence that it would last in their memory for years and years to come, just as the Koholint Island did with his hero.

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When he grows up he grows his hair out till all the color is gone, leaving it a light salmon orange. He also keeps it long after cutting the extra color off as a form of rebellion to society. Despite this he gets good grades in college while majoring in Archeology and minoring in Social Sciences.

Yananai gets enrolled in a private academy at the age of 10 after befriending a girl who insisted he live with her now (not romantically, rather like siblings or best friends). As it turns out they're related and his new sister is a bit of a house princess (despite her punk attitude). He loses his autonomy, which wasn't much of a change from the house he was being fostered in, and attends the school as a live-in. He's great in class, being the best of the best, helps his sister study and then wonders off when he's not in school mode. His sister often wonders with him and together they get in trouble that kids shouldn't be in (she gets in trouble, he gets them out). He's made a lot of not good friends on the street and him and (by proxy) his sister are protected by people you probably shouldn't be protected by. But they see him as an investment. Sure, his new dad will put him through school but what about after? He's shown no interest or hope despite his smarts, instead thinking he'll end up as some gang member despite his sister's influence (more like she was the main catalyst). Yan didn't want to be affiliated with gangs, but they kept them safe so what else could you do? They wanted him as their lawyer or something, he wasn't sure. At least they supported his transition at a young age saying 'doesn't matter what gender, as long as you can do your job right'. What odd people.

As it turns out, Grandma was quite the gun-slinger in her day. She worked as an adventurer long ago and saw Linkle's potential and passion, teaching her how to sling better than anyone. Linkle trained so that one day, she could become an adventurer just like her. Unlike his sister, Link had little drive, mostly only keeping at it because of their father, but he did find enjoyment in the practiced movements and the simplicity of it all. He also didn't want to fall behind his sister, so even when he wanted to put down his sword, he pushed.

When Cia's army first attacked, the thought of Linkle joining the battle despite other's warnings was what had initially pushed him to help and quickly he found purpose in protecting others. He often followed the thought of what his sister would do in the situation, pushing him more on the front line. He still had trouble speaking, but a fairy he befriended aided him. It wasn't until he gained his own platoon to command without other's help that his fairy's voice wasn't loud enough and he had to start using his own.

Needless to say, when he and Linkle reunited towards the end of the war, she was surprised to see her brother joking with the other soldiers, as if the shy boy she knew never existed in the first place. But she had changed in her own way after finding how hard being the chosen hero could be, even if she wasn't technically one herself.

Things were rough goings at first (Lemm was NOT helpful). I think the first few to meet were these morons. Alot of stuff didn't get done and Achillies wasn't very good at side-quests (still isn't). It got ALOT easier when Arthur and Herc joined.

I mean, they're down 3 people. May as well let her stay for now.

Besides my HC that Link and Linkle are twins (its so cute. nothing can stop me), I started pondering maybe adding Linkle to the Mythos party. I don't think she'd be there full time, just long enough to cover for Herc, Chulainn, and Enkidu's absence. Though Achillies wouldn't be happy about it at all (she game through by latching onto him when he wasn't looking). I also think her Long-ranged expertise would be quite useful to the group, even with everyone there and she can bring joy to somber moments. Links: *all sad*

Linkle: Wow ya'll look like shit. Linkle: Anyway- look at this mushroom I found! It looks like a Di-

I could also just like... split the Hero's soul and give them half, meaning she could wield the Master Sword but doesnt cuz she's kinda shit at swords. Its defo something to think about.

Uma Ravio and Link! I call them Traveling Merchant and Oracle of Legends.

And here is Ravio being petty (and having boob problems). I think once she gets a breast reduction (and Yuga is arrested) she genuinely starts to enjoy running again and ends up staying as a forever student while Oracle goes on to study archeology, tho she does teach Eventing to other students and helps train 'Power' from time to time (I mean look at those muscles!).

Despite both being ponies, Oracle and Merchant are fast as other racing Umas. They also switch trainers (being their sisters) since Hilda is better at grooming while Admete is good with training racers (only after graduation tho). Merchant would also probably get a new racing dress since the current one is for her bigger bust.

Info on stuff I put alot of thought into!

Oracle of Legends -

Oracle is the legacy (though not related) of the Oracle sisters (Din, Nayru, and Farore) and often uses their techniques in her training and contests. While she attends the academy as a racer, she primarily deals in Eventing and Vaulting. Oracle is best in grass fields on medium and long runs. She's primarily Pace-Chaser but can also do Late-Surger in the right conditions. She generally stays late-middle to middle of the pack and very rarely comes in above 3rd place. She seems fine with her achievements though, as she often places 1st or 2nd in Eventing and Vaulting.

Her trainer is Admete, her half sister.

Did you know? Oracle of Legends currently holds the world record for Uma's Heaviest Deadlift.

--- Traveling Merchant -

Merchant is a transfer student, spending her assumed final year among legends. She has little interest in racing, or much of anything really, besides making money. She plans on getting breast reduction surgery as soon as legally possible. She's quite secretive though, wearing a hood at all times and having an albino crow with her more often than not. She refuses to be seen without something covering her face and hair. Even her roommate, Oracle of Legends, hasn't seen her face.

Merchant does best on dirt and slightly muddy fields on short tracks. She's mostly an End-Closer, using the rest of her stamina to give herself an end boost. Her secondary is Front-Runner, but can only use during sprints less she exhaust herself early. Due to her overly large chest, she struggles with stamina and accuracy greatly making her trip and injure herself during turns. She generally stays at the back to late-middle of the pack, often coming in the last 4. Despite this, she once won a Midum-length race due to Wild Melencholy's pet Tarantula clinging to her tail. She had a small fracture afterward.

Her trainer is Hilda, her adoptive sister.

Did you know? Traveling Merchant often goes out for runs during heavy rainstorms. She's often mistaken for a ghost.

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Stary Knight -

Stary is a legacy Uma. Her mother is the famous Lolia, an Uma who held the world record for fastest Uma for a long time. Though Stary doesn't know she's the daughter of Lolia, she often dreams of Lolia as her mother, inspiring her to do better and keep going. She studied Lolia's videos and trained herself from a young age to be a racer, with Nightshade as her training partner and later rival. When she was 13, she beat Lolia's record by 3 seconds. In later years, unsavory rumors of drug use and cheating started to spread around her. She's currently missing.

Stary does best on dirt and slightly muddy tracks on medium and long runs. You'll find her either as Front-Runner or Late-Surger. She also does well on Sprints and Mile races as Pace-Chaser or End-Closer. She became prone to accidents as she got older. Her trainer is Yuga.

Uma-fied the Links.

this au is nothing but Yuri, rest assured.

Redraw of one of the best Umas (and her buds).