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Vanitas no Carte anime is amazing and I’m very excited about it! 💙💙💙

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“Please never set me free… ”
I needed to recolor this Ruthven drawing I’ve made last year since we have official colors now.
Goth Vampire daddy simply hits different 😳💖💖💖
“SWEAR!”
—– I made both, red and yellow version because I couldn’t decide 😳
Vanitas no Carte anime is amazing and I’m very excited about it! 💙💙💙

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Scum Villain Table of Contents
Main Novel:
人渣反派 【Scum Villain】
受虐男主 【Abused Male Lead】
炮灰当道 【Cannon Fodder in the Way】
暗助男主 【Secretly Assisting the Male Lead】
初级任务 【Beginner Level Quest】
出师不利 【Unfavorable Beginning】
一坑男主 【Backstabbing the Male Lead, No. 1】
坑完给糖 【Giving Sweets After Backstabbing】
百战峰主 【Bai Zhan Peak Lord】
魔女挑衅 【Demon Girl’s Provocation】
二坑男主 【Backstabbing the Male Lead, No. 2】
狂刷好感 【Favor Farming Frenzy】
装B遭劈 【Posers Draw Lightning Strikes】
恶俗设定 【Vulgar Setup】
梦魇副本 【Nightmare Instance】
拿错剧本 · 1 【Wrong Script 1】
拿错剧本 · 2 【Wrong Script 2】
随身爷爷 【Portable Grandfather】
谆谆教诲 【Earnest Instruction】
艰巨任务 【Arduous Task】
仙盟大会 · 1 【Immortal Alliance Conference 1】
仙盟大会 · 2 【Immortal Alliance Conference 2】
突生惊变 · 1 【Abrupt Change 1】
突生惊变 · 2 【Abrupt Change 2】
无间深渊 · 1 【Endless Abyss 1】
无间深渊 · 2 【Endless Abyss 2】
无间深渊 · 3 【Endless Abyss 3】
同乡认亲 【Friends from the Same Hometown】
白露森林 【Bai Lu Forest】
露湖蛇男 【The Snake-Man of the Dew Lake】
瘟城疑踪 【The Mystery of the Plague City】
师徒重逢 · 1 【Master and Disciple Reunite 1】
师徒重逢 · 2 【Master and Disciple Reunite 2】
鬼畜如斯 【Like an Evil Beast】
冤罪加身 · 1 【False Accusations 1】
冤罪加身 · 2 【False Accusations 2】
迷宫水牢 · 1 【The Labyrinthine Water Prison 1】
迷宫水牢 · 2 【The Labyrinthine Water Prison 2】
逃离水牢 【Escape from the Water Prison】
花月逃杀 · 1 【Fleeing Death in Hua Yue 1】
花月逃杀 · 2 【Fleeing Death in Hua Yue 2】
店中口角 【Altercation in the Tavern】
主角卒,全剧终 【Main Character Dies, The End】
手动重生 【Manual Rebirth】
魔族文化 【Demon Culture】
大闹魔窟 【Commotion in the Demon’s Lair】
八卦江湖 【Gossipy Jianghu】
相逢不识 【Meeting Without Knowing】
性向真相 【Truth of Orientation】
三观尽碎 【Worldview Completely Shattered】
此梦堪怜 【This Piteous Dream】
春山遗恨 【Eternal Regret of Chunshan】
Novel Extras:
记一次和柳巨巨打魅妖的经历 【Remembering an Experience of Fighting Succubi with Great Master Liu】
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Novel Synopsis:
“Can’t I properly read stallion novels anymore!”
Shen Yuan transmigrated into someone who’d abused the young male lead almost to death, the scum villain Shen Qingqiu.
It must be known, the original Shen Qingqiu ended up being carved alive by his disciple, Luo Binghe into a human stick, a human stick!
Ten thousand “fuck your mom”s rampaged through Shen Qingqiu’s heart:
“It’s not that I don’t want to cling to the male lead’s thighs, but who made him so fucking black. The type who seeks thousand-fold retribution!”
Why have all the female lead’s scenes been forcibly given to him.
Why, as a scum villain, does he need to constantly sacrifice himself, blocking knife and gun for the protagonist!
Shen Qingqiu: “…I think I can still save him, one more time.”
A gong who starts as a loyal dog of a small white flower, and ends up as a blackened, mental case of a maiden X a refined scum villain of a tsukkomi-holic shou
This is actually a dogblood story about a master-disciple pair never doing honest work, fighting mobs, and engaging in romance.
It’s also a story where the villain personally witnesses how the male lead transforms from a little sheep of a white lotus into a dark tyrant O(∩_∩)O~
XiChen: Are you sleeping with my brother?
Wuxian: … No?
XiChen: Why? Are you straight?
I don’t think even the Cuban Missile Crisis was this tense.
this scene is extra funny when you realize they’re just… waiting at a cafe to kill time before picking up their kids?
even funnier when you think about these nerds refusing to look at each other through over a decade of cultivator pta meetings
#the absolute cold venom in wangjis expression im dying
#they shouldve come to blows at least once for my entertainment lan zhan wouldve fuckin DECKED jiang cheng
#straight up raw knuckled like bichen who??? whats a guqin idk a cultivation technique just fuckin fisticuffs at dawn
#jiang cheng wouldve been So Thrown Off like how does he even retaliate to lan fuckin wangji rocking his jaw with the good ole fashioned 1-2
#zidian crackling menacingly at his fingertips and wangji just there like i fucking dare you do it pussy
#added bonus if jinling sizhui and jingyi are there to witness
#jinling dramatically outraged but like is he outraged that hanguangjun just backhanded his uncle or
#is he outraged that his uncle is fuckin embarrassing him like can you please step your shit up jiang cheng you have a reputation god damn
#sizhui absolutely slack jawed at the sight of his father going apeshit but he figures you know what imma let him have it…
#jingyi is having the time of his life this is truly the Best Day Ever kick his ASS HANGUANGJUN I GOT YO SWORD FUCK HIM UP
#we’d Love To See It
“I suppose it’s too much for Hanguang-Jun to show some cheer for Jin Ling’s birthday. Even at a party you have to look as dour as if you wife died.”
Lan Sizhui didn’t have a chance to step forward, was still formulating the permissible ratio of subtle scolding to include in the request for Sect Leader Jiang to forgive his father, when Hanguang-Jun pulled his blade from his waist.
Jingyi sucked in a shocked breath and Jin Ling grabbed the handle of his own sword with an anxious look toward his Uncle, but before anyone could brace themselves, Bichen, still in it’s sheath, thumped heavily against Lan Sizhui’s chest.
“H-Hanguang-Jun?” he wheezed out, hands automatically lifting to grasp the shining blade.
Rather than answering, Hanguang-Jun took a single, long step forward, eyes still set in that odd middle distance he always looked in Jiang Wanyin’s general direction with.
Sect Leader Jiang was clearly thrown, but took a half step closer, chin tilting up and clearly about to bluster, when, still not looking at him, Hanguang-Jun punched him full-force in the face.
Jingyi and Jin Ling both screamed. Delight and horror crescendo up and drawing every eye in the Jin clan’s vibrantly decked hall to the alcove just out of the way where the two groups had had the misfortune of running into each other.
Coughing blood, from rage or his broken nose or, by the faint clack against the floor, a shattered tooth, Jiang Wanyin staggered back, but didn’t fall.
“You-” he said thickly, eyes already squinting closed as his face began to puff up and bruise.
Hanguang-Jun struck out again. An almost delicate flick that snaped Jiang Wanyin’s head to the side.
This time Jiang Wanyin rolled with the motion to reduce damage, turning the spin into a roundhouse toward Hanguang-Jun’s face that was dodged with and undoubtedly deliberate casualness, then they were fighting.
Lan Sizhui collared Jingyi and Jin Ling and dragged them out of range. Jingyi called out encouragement to Hanguang-Jun and Jin Ling to Jiang Wanyin, but neither seemed to see how serious this was.
“FATHER, STOP!” Lan Sizhui shouted over the two of them, heart racing as he hoped the sound of his voice would snap his father out of this inexplicable anger.
It did not.
The dull murmur of casual conversation around them was replaced with a cacophony of screaming and running as people tried to get closer, get away, get a better view; and all ended up tangling together in a wall around them.
Jiang Wanyin’s back hit a pillar as Hanguang-Jun successfully herded him deeper into the enclosed space of the alcove, but just before the next punch could land, he dropped and let himself fall sideways, then rolled and sprung back up in a very unorthodox cartwheeling motion.
Hanguang-Jun’s eyes widened as he watched the motion, mute, fathomless rage tightening the lines of his face even as his expression didn’t change much.
A second later, his left fist slammed into the pillar beside him.
The marble around his knuckles turned to dust, a sizable chunk of it careening off into the crowd of miling feet, and a crack split the pillar straight to the ceiling and all at once everyone realized this wasn’t a petty brawl.
The space around them immediately widened and suddenly those struggling to get closer while yelling for them to stop were given room to rush forward, and Lan Sizhui had a much easier time dragging his two peers away.
No one wanted to be that close to two such powerful cultivators when they were fighting in earnest.
Jiang Wanyin wasn’t able to dodge the next barrage of form-perfect Lan martial style. He raised his arm to block and watched in shock along with everyone else as his forearm neatly snapped into a right angle under the force of Hanguang-Jun’s fist.
“Wangji!” Uncle Xichen shouted as father threw himself forward to follow Jiang Wanyin’s attempt at retreat. Right behind him came Nie Mingjue.
Lan Sizhui sagged in relief.
“No, cover Sect Leader Jiang!” Lan Xichen snapped when Nie Mingjue made to head toward Hanguang-Jun. With only a sharp nod, he placed himself in front of Jiang Wanyin, who seemed equal parts grateful and resentful of the protection through the blood and bruises swelling his face.
“Get out of my way.” Hanguang-Jun’s voice was rough and low in a way Lan Sizhui had never heard it. Zidian crackled to life behind Nie Mingjue, snapping against the floor.
“Hanguang-Jun! Lan Wangji! You dare attack me in so cowardly a way? Without warning or cause at my own nephew’s birthday?!”
“Not without cause. And not without warning.”
Lan Xichen bodily grabbed his father, speaking low, though his voice carried in the listening silence. “Calm yourself Wangji.” his fingers tightened and he moved to place himself more in front of Hanguang-Jun, ducking his head until their eyes met. “Calm.”
For a moment, Lan Sizhui feared he would bull forward regardless, but as suddenly as he’d struck out, Hanguang-Jun backed down. Not relaxing by any means, his body none-the-less lost the tension of battle and he rocked back onto his heels.
In jerky motions, Lan Xichen let go of him, leaving his hand’s hovering in the air as Hanguang-Jun took one, then another step back. Preparing to grab him again.
Hanguang-Jun’s eyes lowered to the floor, rage cooling back to that cold distain - a thin crust over that molten heat - and in two quick jerks, he righted his robes back to a pristene state. Tucking his arm behind his back, he turned and walked toward the door.
“Sizhui, come.”
Forcing his clenched hands to release the wads of white and yellow fabric he still had a hold of, cool air uncomfortable on the damp skin of his palms and between his fingers, Lan Sizhui hurried to follow the open path through the crowd that was left in his father’s wake.
The next time they were in a room together, Jiang Wanyin said only what was required for politeness sake. After a pause too long, Lan Sizhui spoke a polite greeting in turn. Jiang Wanyin nodded as if Hanguang-Jun had said the words himself, then joined him in staring into a middle distance while the cultivators around them tutted and spoke words of relief even as they sighed in disappointment.
The rest of the conference was mild and unexciting.
As if nothing had happened.
“How did you change into this look? - Really? Have I changed?”

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let wei ying carry his husband too 2k20 and beyond
Two halves ♥️
lan wangji: *carrying a load of grocery bags in both hands*
wei wuxian: *reaches out a hand to help*
lan wangji: *switches all bags into one hand* *takes wei wuxian’s hand and holds it*
wei wuxian: that’s not what- okay
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the untamed is on amazon prime video now apparently and whoever wrote the summary opted to be Lan Wangji’s Biggest Fan instead of giving any actual information about the show and it’s hysterical
Wei Wuxian wrote this summary
Give! Lan Wangji! Forehead! Kisses!