Factoids by God

Here’s a game, see how far you can go before you give up on everything you believe in - GO!

A lot of people ask me what it’s like to be God, which is ridiculous, because my voice is so booming, it would shatter your ears and psyche, so why are you asking questions whose answer would destroy you. Oh well, beyond feebly constructed human questions, it’s awesome to be God. I can do anything that I want. I can grow machine gun arms and a mermaid tail. I can swing from buildings like Spiderman, which I do, and it’s amazing. I can morph like that metallic terminator, it really freaks people out, oh how I like to watch them run. I can go to the roulette table in Vegas, bet on black 100 times in a row, and win every time. I can spit out an ocean and cry a literal river, talking to you JT, you know what you did. I can create an entire Harry Potter universe, well, to be honest, I can technically create a Harry Potter universe, but the lawyers over at WB gave me a cease and desist letter, so, I can’t. f’ing lawyers…. But all in all, it’s pretty sweet to be God. You should try it, oh yeah, you can’t. Burn (in hell) – HA! (is he serious - I don’t know I hope not)