Lovey Dovey Bitch

Sexting while at work >>>

a relationship where you’re also each other’s favourite toy

When she says "pleasepleaseplease" in that whiny voice right before she's about to cum >>>>

hey dont cry, butch strap summer coming soon. okay?

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

oh my gosh so true bestie *sucks your tits for 2 hours*

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

happy pride month dykes i love you dykes

i love lesbians. i went to get drinks with a masc who had sent me pictures of her hanging drywall. she confirmed over text that she was sending these to torture me. in person, she was so nervous her hands were trembling. she had to repeat her order twice because she was so quiet. she shakily asked for a hug at the end of the night, the way oliver twist asks for porridge. and then i got home and she sent me a picture of her just in a toolbelt, accompanied by one of the smuttiest text messages i've ever read. meanwhile when i called her to schedule the next date, she had to stop and say, "i'm so sorry i'm so nervous i'm out of breath." just. the whiplash of it all. godbless you every lesbian