A Geeky Girl and Her Quirks

I did not come here to be attacked in this manner

all the news about the last Jedi is making me so nervous like what the hell could the big reveal be? what piece of sw lore could still be the biggest reveal in franchise history

Chewbacca could speak Basic this whole time he just likes fucking with people

calling mario “red luigi” is a power move that could make even god himself fear you

calling mario “red luigi” is a power move that could make even god himself fear you

fun fact: according to TLJ’s visual dictionary, the rock on Snoke’s ring is, in fact, a piece of obsidian from the caves beneath Vader’s castle on Mustafar.

big fan of the guy in the Last Jedi who licks the salt and then says, “salt.”

There is nothing, absolutely nothing, like coming home on a freezing day to a warm bedroom, a warm bed, and a warm snuggle cat.  Nothing.  It’s best.

tbh the funniest part in the fellowship of the rings is when pippin drops the helmet down the well in balin’s tomb and we’re just listening to it drop while everyone stares at him and he flinches at every clang and then when it’s over gandalf goes after his whole life i die every time

He is the Sea.

Listen here you little smooth son of a biscuit

You adopt a stray dog and name him Spot. You only realize your error when Hades comes and asks you to return Cerberus

Your only thought in that moment is to tell Hades that he can come and see him for a couple of hours every saturday as he left poor Spot (yes, that’s his name now) alone in this world. You actually tell him that, expecting him to burst into flames and taking Spot with him, burning you alive in the way. He just nods and asks you if he can come on sundays too if he brings Cerb… (what? Oh, ok, sorry) Spot some food. You think about it and shake his hand and now you have the greek god of the underworld hanging out at your place every weekend.

god every time I try to escape THE POST JUST KEEPS COMING BACK