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I am noticing an influx of kids coming here and sitting around the Faber to just... study? I’m pretty sure it’s whenever SMH is “occupying” the library. I’m not sure if I hate this or love this, but at least they’re quiet... you’re safe here, wellies. You’re safe here.

#check please #omgcp #samwell men's hockey #Samwell University #this is a power move honestly I respect the heck out of them

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Hello and welcome to the 50th anniversary of our Love Issue! We have plenty of drama in store for you all ;)

Hot goss is a campus-wide community effort. If you hear something before we do (unlikely but possible), be sure to drop us a line or submit an article so we can share all the sordid details!!

faber-samwell

8. Faber.

. . .

;)

#faber rink #samwell university #omgcp

So the last fun fact went badly...

BUT. Regardless of how you say “Faber,” I think this one makes everyone happy.

Faber really is the greenest college rink in the country!!

And we’re not just saying that. This place is decked out with tons of solar panels that power nearly the whole rink, and those big, beautiful windows were created with sun-filtering tech to keep the ice happy. Go Samwell!!!

Anyways sign my petition to let me give tours.

(Fan Source: https://omgcheckplease.tumblr.com/post/59700714826 )

#omgcp #faber rink #check please #that's right i'm still committed to this account #Samwell University

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No one asked but... here’s Samwell Men’s Hockey Faber Snack Shack regular orders:

Bittle: Cherry slushie. Adorable.

Knight: Slim Jims. Or… any kind of beef jerky. So much beef jerky.

Birkholtz and Oluransi: Gatorade Cool Blue and Glacier Freeze, respectively, and a single order of nachos… shared of course.

Team Manager Duan: Black coffee and soft pretzel. (pretty sure I’ve seen her dunking the pretzels in the coffee, which makes me question her waning sanity even more.)

Zimmermann: A single pack of sugar free gum. Yawn.

Chow: Oreos. But… only after a win. Goalies are weird and precious.

Poindexter: Pepperoni pizza slice.

Nurse: Mixed nuts and an “Earl Grey Special” (we only have store brand black tea, but he insists on calling it this)

faber-samwell

@ohmygodricgirl Now... If what you’re referring to are the newest batches of hockey players (I try to remain semi-ignorant of smh, but knowing them is inevitable) I haven’t met them too often yet, but it usually goes something like this:

Ford: Candy.

Tangredi: Candy.

Whisk: Nah... I don’t need anything, thanks.

Ford: I’m buying you skittles, Connor.

Whisk: The sour ones?

#look i refuse to let this turn into a smh profile page #yall have samwell sports for that #but i really can't help but be fascinated by them #thinking about picking up psych as a minor to understand them better #tadpoles

jerrys-waitstaff

Is your life ruined by the presence of the hockey team? Are you secretly stalking Justin Oluransi because you’re lowkey in love with him? Well we have the app for you:

Where Is SMH?

The app was designed and created by Charlie, one of the servers here at Jerry’s to let Samwell students stay alert about the whereabouts of SMH.

Download the app today and help out your fellow Samwellians!

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#alternatively #you guys are stalking the hockey team?#what if i could tell you where they are half the time..#In all seriousness what a well designed application that will be useful for many students!

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#faber rink #samwell #check please #omgcp #Snack Shack

annie-from-annies

attic this roaches that, what side are you REALLY on: fay-ber or fah-ber

#OH MY GOD LOL #WHAT HAVE I DONE

you’ve started a war

LISTEN--

I just wanted to share some Faber knowledge, I should have know this would happen 😭 I ALREADY KNEW THIS WAS A DIVIDING FACTOR AMONG OUR STUDENT BODY

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Controversial but true fun fact...

“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is… unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public.

Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you???

RESPECT THE RINK.

jerrys-waitstaff

Controversial but true fun fact…

You will be kicked out of Jerry’s if you pronounce it FAH-ber

annie-from-annies

seconded by annie’s management.

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Annie’s... I’m sorry but I won’t change even for you

#i have one true loyalty and it's to this stupid ice house

faber-samwell

Controversial but true fun fact...

“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is… unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public.

Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you???

RESPECT THE RINK.

issmhinthelibrary

Counterargument: language is ever-evolving and if we all pronounce it FAY-ber long enough eventually it will be pronounced that way

samwell-meme-page

hello from your local SMH linguistics major!

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WHO’S THE AUTHORITY HERE

THE DUDE IT’S NAMED AFTER BEGS TO DIFFER (probably? He’s dead so idk)

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Death of the author except instead it’s death of the namesake

#i love this so much lol #the students of samwell are passionate about MANY THINGS

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Controversial but true fun fact...

“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is… unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public.

Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you???

RESPECT THE RINK.

samwell-lax-bros

Not that I enter Faber often but I think you’re wrong…

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I apparently should have added “not up for debate” to this post 😓

#WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW LAX BROS

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Controversial but true fun fact...

“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is… unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public.

Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you???

RESPECT THE RINK.

issmhinthelibrary

Counterargument: language is ever-evolving and if we all pronounce it FAY-ber long enough eventually it will be pronounced that way

samwell-meme-page

hello from your local SMH linguistics major!

faber-samwell

WHO’S THE AUTHORITY HERE

THE DUDE IT’S NAMED AFTER BEGS TO DIFFER (probably? He’s dead so idk)

#I know nothing of linguistics I think Ramen is Japanese??#I JUST KNOW THE HISTORY

Controversial but true fun fact...

“Faber” is pronounced FAH-ber. This is... unfortunately accurate, so don’t come at me. Just educating the public.

Like, you wouldn’t say RAY-men noodles, would you???

RESPECT THE RINK.

#sorry guys it had to be said #faber rink #samwell #check pelase #omgcp

BOGO sale on stick tape at the Gear Shop

LAX team, not you.

#faber rink #smh #check please #omgcp #we know you love our tape for your sticks

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#wow #that's a nice rink!#cool

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Can the hockey team PLEASE come get their Bittle I mean we all know he was a champ figure skater (and I love him for that) but this is NOT the movie Ice Princess and this is the second time this week he’s carved up the fresh ice behind my zamboni. I am tired-

#smh #check please #omgcp #faber rink #eric bittle #come gET HIIIIM #IF HE WANTS SMOOTH ICE HE CAN HAVE IT BRIGHT AND EARLY #HE'S AN AGENT OF CHAOS

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Love the smell of clean ice in the morning… Love the reassurance and comfort that I work in a place the LAX bros would never step foot in. (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)

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…. 😏

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Please... @samwell-lax-bros I beg you not to choose violence today

#this is so ominous #what does it MEAN #send help

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