F.U.T

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

if you’re reading this i love you and i believe in you

this just in: ryan nosdrinker hates the illiterate and the blind

Lmao

Get this away from me!

@joannaharp

Is this supposed to be like when someone gets evicted on big brother?

lol no its based on a gif

Matildas gay. Everything you love is gay

THE FACELESS OLD WOMAN WHO SECRETLY LIVES IN YOUR HOME IS GAY

GAYYYYYYYYYYY ❤💛💚💙💜

I love you mara wilson!!!

<3 Cherish her <3

Technology, man. We’ve managed to streamline the process of heartbreak from 5 days to 14 minutes.

That shrek one is threatening

I hate this post because I really really want to watch the last presentation

20/10 would post again

Whenever Hagrid finally decides to retire as Care of Magical Creatures professor you can bet your last knut that Charlie Weasley flies back to England the following week excitedly waving his resume and recommendation letters from no less than two Scamanders and the Minister of Magic, Hermione Granger.

I’m pretty sure he would also have recommendation letters from Rubeus Hagrid, the retiring professor, Harry Potter, the Boy Who Lived and a very confusing one from Puddlemere United player, Oliver Wood, saying that he was one of the best Seekers he had ever seen.

Not to mention the fact that he flies back to England not on a broomstick or any other normal form of transportation, but landing on the Hogwarts grounds on the back of the largest dragon anyone has ever seen.

Reblogging again for that last addition. 

“the game” is a sleeper agent activation phrase for anyone who was in middle school between 2006 and 2009 and apparently ppl any younger than that are blissfully unaware of the psychological warfare of the game

I just lost six followers

The most relatable thing in Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse is the fact Miles has been listening to one song on repeat throughout the whole movie.

And he doesn’t even know all the lyrics

I love that one of the restrictions on name changes in the UK is that your name cannot “promote criminal activities” and fucking hell every name I can think of that violates that is just stellar honestly like fucking hello nice to meet you my name is Commit Arson, I’d like you to meet my daughter Dont Pay Taxes and my son Steal From Work

“Hi, my name is Arthur Banks and this is my son Rob. Just make sure you call him Robert around the police.”

this is a lot

that baby/young elephant is so cute I love animals

Don’t ignore the baby.

Elephants are so precious ✨

I love him

thank u 

A+ quality blog content. 

A perfect human.

TWO shark sweaters

This is like, double art.

I’m a pretty experienced knitter and even one of these sweaters is an impressive accomplishment. I’m kind of flabbergasted right now. Sam is killing it.

the level of skill, and then the photos themselves in which Sam is wearing a jumper that goes with the theme of the photo?! 10/10

Sam nails life 24/7

H o w

legend