trying on a metaphor

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Stranger Things

Andulka
The Bowery Presents
KIROKAZE
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
EXPECTATIONS

❣ Chile in a Photography ❣

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Mike Driver
Misplaced Lens Cap
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In 1997, local television in Kharkiv accidentally filmed one of the most iconic rave moments in history.
Im at work and nobody knows that im painting Doris from Shrek in Pre-Raphaelite style on my ipad.
In case anyone thought I was lying, here is the proof!
My reference was Hanging the Mistletoe by Dante Gabriel Rossetti (Its hard to match with their skill but that lady reminded me of Doris very much)
and then what?
hey and then what
:O
WAIT WHAT!?
Stefan forced Damon to turn :O He didnt want to become a vampire but stefan forced to drink the blood when he was high on it :O so thts why damon punished and fucked with his life all these years :O NO WONDER! I WOULD TOO!

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Things I would like to see if The Muppet Show special succeeds enough to get a full season greenlit:
Jason Manzoukas reuniting with his long-lost relative: Crazy Harry
Joe the Legal Weasel off-stage plot
Constantine the World’s Most Dangerous Frog covers for Kermit while he is sick (or some other Constantine plot)
More Bunsen and Beaker flirting
Uncle Deadly performing Shakespeare with someone like David Tennant
Swedish Chef’s particular brand of nonsense
Give Yolanda the Rat a major role in a sketch!
Give Beverly Plume another chance. Maybe have her decorate the studio Martha Stewart-style?
Jason Kelce hanging out with Sweetums
Mother’s Day episode with Ma Bear and Big Mean Carla
Swedish Chef performing “HOT TO GO!”
Miss Piggy performing “WHERE IS MY HUSBAND!”
Performance of Hall & Oates “Private Eyes”
Ice cold takes from a Transgender Woman:
Men are not inherently Evil
Everyone has the capacity for evil
Transgender Men are men
Transgender Women are women
Excluding Cisgender Men from your spaces requires Transgender Men to out themselves if they want to engage (Same for Women)
Anyone can be Non-Binary, there is no "look" or requirement
Non-binary masculine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces, many are just treated as men and predators
Non-binary feminine presenting people should be welcome in queer spaces without being seen as "Woman-Lite"
Edited the wording on the first point because too many terfs keep thinking I'm their friend.
i feel like when people complain about a lack of female + lesbian representation (for lack of a better word) in fanfiction, the reaction of “just go write it yourself then” pretty severely misinterprets the original argument. people who point out the gender disparity in fan content aren’t usually complaining about the lack of “food,” they’re making a point about the subconscious biases and systemic injustices that lead large amounts of people to be overall disinterested in the stories of women, despite many of them being women themselves. yeah no one can force you to write anything but m/m, and they shouldn’t, but have you seriously never stopped to question why you and the majority of most fandoms write it almost exclusively? why source material with an equal division of gender, or even a bias towards women, will still somehow end up with a fandom dominated by m/m pairings? you seriously think that’s 100% fine and normal and has nothing to do with internalised misogyny?
althought I wanted to finish these while it was winter , it’s still snowing here so here, some warmly dressed folks!
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Opening Tumblr in public is a terrible mistake guys don't do it

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things you DO NOT need to be a man
a dick
he/him pronouns
XY chromosomes
things you DO need to be a man
the swiftness of a coursing river
the force of a great typhoon
the strength of a raging fire
the mysteriousness of the dark side of the moon
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To defeat the huns
THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)
I didn’t realize there were so many people getting destroyed by mattresses 😂
there is this thing called a "kitty cat". and you can get one for inside your home, and it will sit on all of your surfaces, and you can pet it.
The Haircut
Remember the reading short comic? Fenris receiving the letter? He sure didn't take that one well and he's on a mission now...

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going absolutely bonkers insane over these sesame street photoshoots
these are just functioning members of society. i love them so much. my babies.
since you guys loved this post so goddamn much (6k?????????) heres some more for you to look at
YESSSS
remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave
How fucking old are you people?
normal amount
You see, there used to be a time (not all that long ago) when being offline was the default. And going online was the rare and wonderful thing that we (briefly) enjoyed.
It even came with happy modem noises.
They weren't happy noises.
They were polite and reasonable noises! The sound of protocol being followed! Negotiation and compromise!
The box would scream