I have three mouths but you can talk to my hand

here’s a thoroughly detailed post on what happened recently with tank (jack) and what an evil piece of shit noodlesandbeef is and basically why he deserves to be thrown in jail for, mmmmm, the rest of his life!

Private conversation, July 2017.

axolotl fae dragon familiar ;-D

i dont make good posts

yesterday I tried to stand up and my entire body stopped working and I ended up in a T-pose on the floor

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i’m suffering.

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me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid

Some facts you need to know about the greatest anime character of all time!

me: lays on the floor face down for an hour instead

A fungus called Prototaxites towered more than 24 feet (8m) over most of the land plants of the Silurian Period and was as much as three feet (1m) wide.