Anders? I Hardly Know Her

oh good the "I'd never go soft on you Isabela" line was recorded for fhawke as well djdkkdkak

unfortunately "it can be a lot to take in I know" is a nicholas boulton exclusive 😔

they did however forget to tell nicholas boulton not to record "keep telling me I'm beautiful you can't go wrong with that" #beautiful garrett confirmed #all bodies are beautiful #love is real

"What if we just get back to the flirting part?" being yet another nicholas boulton exclusive is really scuttling all my plans atm i am ngl

Its actually okay if your favorite character is morally repugnant, that doesn't inherently mean anything about your morals. but arguing that a disabled man deserves to be denied medical treatment after a recieving a gunshot wound does mean a Lot about how you think about addicts and the disabled

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

Hey yeah so this post literally kept me alive for like 6 months. Thank you. And OP is so right. Everyone on this island became my best friends. And guess what? Now they can't wait to meet *you* and they talk about you every single day.

"met a 32 year old polyamorous guy at renfaire" is a little bit of a fork found in kitchen situation and I realize that. But you must understand that I have lived a life where forks were still somewhat of a hypothetical concept up until this point.

If you could instantly be granted fluency in 5 languages—not taking away your existing language proficiency in any way, solely a gain—what 5 would you choose?

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

Blue Lois

can i help you

Red Marge

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

World Heritage Post

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

Happy Pride

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?