Dr. Latency's Freak Report

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

what if they made themed lube.

fate stay/night lube is great, but stay away from fate zero lube that stuff chaffs really bad

dragon ball z lube would be scary i think

I have said constantly for years that the most significant part of this quote is how little anyone understands the performative musical context Lenin said this in compared to our technological engagement with music. On both sides it’s broadly completely unengaged

I feel a perpetual deep-seated alienation from most people in academia because everyone behaves like cops and hall monitors, and then I log onto tumblr to see the exact people who do the alienating posting about how emotionally difficult it is for them to report students for (possibly) using AI to write an assignment  

if you have a (black and white) label printer and you wanna have fun with svgs, here you go

injecting the Celestial Mechanics estrogen and [DATA EXPUNGED]

yo have you heard of this thing people are doing. they’re like hitting and stretching and plucking and blowing—no no not like that—well okay I guess it’s kinda like that but chill chill hear me out— stuff happens. they’re calling it music I dunno I think it might catch on

your 20s are about elves, your 30s are about continued meditations on the elf

once you hit your 40s it's time to find an elf

Fuck I hate elves god damm it

you've got 2 years left of that but then you have to make some changes