Wine With Mac And Cheese

Imagine saying this without a hint of irony. Imagine being that dense and evil.

why is broccoli seen as this universally hated vegetable. broccoli is delicious

Omg I need this

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In other words, SHUT UP because we told you to.  For some reason the shirt seems un-American and anti-freedom.  How about a different shirt that says: “You are a special and unique individual who I would love to discuss things with, even philosophy, theology, rights theory, and science, including fake sciences which seem so useful to Socialists, Fascists, and Communists these days in rationalizing violence against people who do not hold the same opinion as they do.  I may not agree with you, but I would defend your right to have your own opinion and express that opinion, as I know you would do the same for me.” 

ok but where can i get this

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what about: the world has bigger problems than girls who were boys and boys who were girls

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Character Concept

Do you ever think about how supermarkets have no clear indicator of time passing visually? Like if u go into a supermarket in the morning or midnight it would look the same, same harsh white lighting. Time isn’t real. Nothing is real. Avocados are half off

Avocados mark the passing of time. Avocados are ded.

hey if you teach your parrot to say ‘parrot’ it’s probably as close as you’ll get to owning a pokemon

My brother tells a story about his roommate’s parrot, that everyone who came to the house would say “you’re a bird!” to it so the bird would repeat the phrase back, no big. Until one day my brother was alone in the house with it and heard it say, very quietly, “I’m a bird.” My brother almost dropped a plate.

this is literally your mum at the start of every pokemon game

what you say: defund planned parenthood what i hear: i hate women and also have no idea what services planned parenthood provides

This blurry post is a lie

Nobody 👏 wants 👏 to see 👏Asian roles 👏 given 👏 to 👏 white people