I want to watch a thunderstorm on a balcony with coffee and good company.

my favourite thing is when someone says “i think about you a lot” or “i had a dream about you” or “i was just about to text you” or something because the fact that i occur to someone when I’m not talking to them or anything is the best thing i just

Idc what you think, but men with thick thighs are also hot

if i was a star and you were a star i would wink at you and blink at you and twinkle at you and the earthlings would call it science

the smell of the rain is so overwhelmingly calm and gives me so much serotonin it’s unimaginable

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

have you or a loved one been diagnosed with asshole? you may be entitled

i forgot what i was saying mid sentence but this may actually be the best joke ive ever made

Being the person that needs to nap after every big meal is so embarrassing. I apologize for being a 1 week old