Mother Of Klowns

When Nikki says at the beginning that she doesn’t feel loved and spends the rest of the movie screaming and crying and hurting herself, begging her friends for help. And Bear obviously doesn’t care. And Ian cares more about loyalty to Bear than about her safety. And Sarah cares so much more about getting Bear herself that she calls Nikki the manipulative one. Nikki I’m so sorry no one cared enough to try to help you.

Just saw the interview where Curry Barker explained that it's totally possible to get a normal wish from the One Wish Willow, and I love the way they did that so much. The reason Obsession happened isn't because it's trying to twist Bear's desires into something evil. It's not even because he phrased his want wrong. Obsession happened because Bear got his hands on a magic item that could do anything in existence, and chose to force someone to fall in love with him, which is an inherently evil thing to do.

Item: majestic-ass biscuit, although I dunno how majestic it’s gonna be for $4.99

This is the first time in my life when it's actually fair to criticize the President for gas prices. I've spent so many years explaining to people that Presidents have pretty limited influence over the price of oil and that they do not have a magical lower-gas-prices button on their desk, I almost forgot that the President does actually have a raise-gas-prices button on their desk called "start a war with Iran for no reason"

did you know that you can increase the quality of your quesadilla by adding seasoning

did you know that you can decrease the quality of your quesadilla by making a tumblr post while it's cooking and burning it