Land of Juxtaposition and Paradox

good night human beings may we fall in love with someone deserving

Good news, this isn’t fake! The photograph has been edited to show the close-up of the cat (obviously), but the cat-sized mask itself is part of the original photo, which is courtesy of the Saratoga Historical Foundation.

Wow you know if this quarantine extends into next month then people are really gonna be h

Theyre really gonna be hom shdtk

This april 13th we’re all gonna be homeshryodksbfnftk

Weird no?

Hope every girl reading this gets some pussy after the pandemic is over ❤️

i have to be silly every day or my brain will start growing mold

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

yeah you might be tricking the dumb rich family into hiring you and each member of your family but i’ve been living in their basement/bunker for four years and control all the lights in their house. we are not the same

i feel like people hate abstract art not because its “ugly” or “a thing a kid can make” but because all the well known abstract artists are pretentious assholes who think theyre soooooo galaxy brain for making bad art because it “challenges what art is” or some bullshit and we just hate their guts

Okay i can get behind this tho