Microwaving Norse Deities And Watching Them Rotate

Baldr and Höðr should’ve been at the club.

More specifically, a club without any other members of the Æsir.

Religion’s a lot more complicated in my worldbuilding than just “humans worship gods” and it’s more like a powerscaling tier list. Because the Æsir are a functioning society just as much as they are gods to the humans, they’re equally prone to worshipping things they cannot control. For the Æsir, it’s fate, and the ones who control THAT are the Norns. Humans worship the gods, and the gods worship the Norns.

the hœnir fandom is dying, reblog is youre a true hoe

Sigyn brain worms be wriggling.

the having to carry mjolnir between both of them thing only applies to modi and magni, thrud can heft it no problem

playing the vn. baldr just fuckin died <3

uh basically there was some drama involving odin planning to put atlas in the torment nexus to prevent ragnarok, odin tried to get hodr to shoot the mc with That arrow, loki pushed them out of the way and the arrow hit baldr instead. which is quite possibly the worst ive ever seen anyone do it

actually i havent made fun of this nearly enough. why the fuck did hodr have a mistletoe arrow lying around. genuinely. like when baldr gets hit odins like 'oh no you used the mistletoe arrow 😨' so its not even like he didnt know - which btw wouldnt even save the plot bc who the fuck makes arrows out of mistletoe without the explicit purpose of killing baldr anyway - but now weve got odin making an arrow that can kill his son who he absolutely does not want dead bc thatll kickstart ragnarok and giving it to hodr, not telling him that its dangerous to baldr or presumably even making any way to distinguish it from hodrs other arrows considering he only reacted after it hit baldr. because ❔️❔️❔️❔️❔️

AND WHY was he sending the mc out to play 20 questions with achilles if he already knew baldrs weakness was mistletoe??? what was even the point of that????

Crack AU where instead of actually using magic, all the “shapeshifters” just put on t-shirts with shit like “seal” or “bird” written on them.

We should make Hel a pretty princess, no I don’t care half of her body is a rotting corpse she deserves to be a pretty princess with a big warm dress and a cute crown and being treated nicely

STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING ODIN THEBIFROSTINCIDENT GOD DAMN FOOL TRAIN BUILDING WORLD ENDING SNAKE OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD TRAINFUCKER AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST TYRANT IN THE GALAXY LAUGHED OUT OF THE RATATOSK EXPRESS COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING ODIN THEBIFROSTINCIDENT

STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT ODIN THEBIFROSTINCIDENT I HATE HER SO MUCH WHY DOES SHE HAVE SO SUCH A FUCKED UP TRAIN WHY DID SHE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET IT LOOSE IS SHE DEAD IS SHE A BASTARD WOMAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS WOMANS FACE AND I KNOW SHE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME