Slippy's mom has got it goin' on

Should I look for awful Norse mythology YA books to read?

As expected, almost everything about Loki looks bad.

I love how everyone in [community] unanimously agree that [lamest headcanon you’ve ever heard] 😁

Reblogging this so that it reaches my target audience.

Okay scratch that I’m putting them in regardless of what the poll says because fuck it, we ball.

Reblogging this so that it reaches my target audience.

Baldr and Höðr should’ve been at the club.

More specifically, a club without any other members of the Æsir.

Y’all Loki fangirl motherfuckers are sleeping on Freyr, Bragi, Höðr and that one guy from Gesta Danorum who tried to dress up as Óðinn.

No really. They are what you want. It is their character traits that you are after. I don’t know why you people keep throwing yourself at a version of Loki that doesn’t even exist in any real sources, but try learning about one of them instead. They actually have what you’re looking for. Stop trying to fit a character with an established personality and identity into a box that doesn’t fit him. It’s annoying. There are better white boys out there. I can show you the way.

And also Óðinn but I don’t think any of you are strong enough to admit you want to fuck that old man, so I left him out to spare all the sickly Victorian children on this site.

Y’all Loki fangirl motherfuckers are sleeping on Freyr, Bragi, Höðr and that one guy from Gesta Danorum who tried to dress up as Óðinn.

No really. They are what you want. It is their character traits that you are after. I don’t know why you people keep throwing yourself at a version of Loki that doesn’t even exist in any real sources, but try learning about one of them instead. They actually have what you’re looking for. Stop trying to fit a character with an established personality and identity into a box that doesn’t fit him. It’s annoying. There are better white boys out there. I can show you the way.