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While looking up random bullshit, I stumbled upon a bunch of nearly identical Redbubble designs of various names of Norse mythology figures underneath a picture of a man with a long beard and the receding hairline of a crackhead. The man doesnāt resemble any Norse god Iāve ever heard of, and they didnāt even edit the picture to look like any of the Ćsir, not even to shave āFreyjaāās beard or give āĆưinnā his trademark missing eye.
Funny idea for the Surtr Explodes AU would be the Disney executives trying to capitalize on the āasgardiansā being real and promptly getting cursed by seventeen different deities about it.
Finally, after all these years, the Loki ref.
Contemporary writers try not to bring up the horse thing when providing examples of Loki being queercoded challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

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Hot take but I think that Narcissus from Greek mythology was fully justified. If everyone in town kept hounding me for sex and would rather CALL DOWN THE GODS TO CURSE ME than take ānoā for an answer, Iād be a fucking asshole, too.
Completely rational and appropriate response to someone threatening suicide if you donāt have sex with them. Class, take notes.
Hot take but I think that Narcissus from Greek mythology was fully justified. If everyone in town kept hounding me for sex and would rather CALL DOWN THE GODS TO CURSE ME than take ānoā for an answer, Iād be a fucking asshole, too.
Loki: If I sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Odin: How am I supposed to know?
Thor: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Odin: *Sighs*
Odin: You wouldn't be trapped.
Odin, right after they have left: Wait... they do have a voodoo doll of Loki don't they.
Should I look for awful Norse mythology YA books to read?
As expected, almost everything about Loki looks bad.
Should I look for awful Norse mythology YA books to read?

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I think that, being a psychopomp, Hermes would be really good at talking to people who recently died and calming them down/helping them work through things and comforting them.
I also think he would weaponize his knowledge of therapyspeak to piss people off.
Not to whack the hornetās nest but if I had to pick a masculine Norse god whose gender Iād trans, Iād pick Heimdall over everyone else, even Loki.
Oh my god I know why Riordanās Ćsir were so fucking terrible now.
Itās because he ripped off fucking GAIMAN instead of actually reading any original sources, and then slipped in a fuckton of comedy where it didnāt belong.
Iām fucking crying. There are free translations of original Norse texts ONLINE and he couldnāt even get off his ass to look one of those up. It actually cost him MORE to get the Gaiman book instead of just typing āProse Edda English translationā into Google and hitting search.
Given how many descriptions of wolves as domestic animals there are in Norse mythology without any mention of the gods having regular dogs, itās likely that either the Ćsir, the Jƶtnar or both had their own canine domestication event that drastically changed the way wolves acted without doing much to their phenotype beyond possibly making them a lot bigger.*
*Fenrir is not a domestic animal or possibly even a real wolf and he is not being counted for the purposes of this post.
From a cultural and historical perspective, I understand that the Ćsir were worshipped as deities among the ancient Norsemen, but from a worldbuilding and classification standpoint, I feel like just glossing them as āthe godsā doesnāt actually give an accurate impression of the kind of creature they were supposed to be in the stories themselves.

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Alright, working on the refs. First ones up are the big three, being Loki, Ćưinn and Ćórr.