Slippy's mom has got it goin' on

Y’all Loki fangirl motherfuckers are sleeping on Freyr, Bragi, Höðr and that one guy from Gesta Danorum who tried to dress up as Óðinn.

No really. They are what you want. It is their character traits that you are after. I don’t know why you people keep throwing yourself at a version of Loki that doesn’t even exist in any real sources, but try learning about one of them instead. They actually have what you’re looking for. Stop trying to fit a character with an established personality and identity into a box that doesn’t fit him. It’s annoying. There are better white boys out there. I can show you the way.

And also Óðinn but I don’t think any of you are strong enough to admit you want to fuck that old man, so I left him out to spare all the sickly Victorian children on this site.

Y’all Loki fangirl motherfuckers are sleeping on Freyr, Bragi, Höðr and that one guy from Gesta Danorum who tried to dress up as Óðinn.

No really. They are what you want. It is their character traits that you are after. I don’t know why you people keep throwing yourself at a version of Loki that doesn’t even exist in any real sources, but try learning about one of them instead. They actually have what you’re looking for. Stop trying to fit a character with an established personality and identity into a box that doesn’t fit him. It’s annoying. There are better white boys out there. I can show you the way.

Yo does anyone want to see some concept art of Loki at the tender age of one year old?

The Surtr Explodes AU being a modern AU comes with the wonderful possibility of those guys who do interviews with strangers on the streets doing an interview with the Æsir and getting their opinions on random bullshit.

Unfortunately I do think a lot of the questions would just be “What do you think about (insert thing from Marvel that does not apply to them at all)?” or “Why do you believe (insert thing that a Marvel character said that does not accurately reflect them or their beliefs)?” but in the rare instances where they don’t get recognized by the interviewers until the video’s already posted, I think the questions and answers would be very funny.

On the other hand, I do think some of them would come up with pretty funny clapbacks to the more insulting, often Marvel or N*il Gaiman-related questions, especially after being asked the same pop culture related questions a thousand times.

Or they just never leave the house again without a human disguise. They could always do that instead.

The Surtr Explodes AU being a modern AU comes with the wonderful possibility of those guys who do interviews with strangers on the streets doing an interview with the Æsir and getting their opinions on random bullshit.

Unfortunately I do think a lot of the questions would just be “What do you think about (insert thing from Marvel that does not apply to them at all)?” or “Why do you believe (insert thing that a Marvel character said that does not accurately reflect them or their beliefs)?” but in the rare instances where they don’t get recognized by the interviewers until the video’s already posted, I think the questions and answers would be very funny.

On the other hand, I do think some of them would come up with pretty funny clapbacks to the more insulting, often Marvel or N*il Gaiman-related questions, especially after being asked the same pop culture related questions a thousand times.

The Surtr Explodes AU being a modern AU comes with the wonderful possibility of those guys who do interviews with strangers on the streets doing an interview with the Æsir and getting their opinions on random bullshit.

Unfortunately I do think a lot of the questions would just be “What do you think about (insert thing from Marvel that does not apply to them at all)?” or “Why do you believe (insert thing that a Marvel character said that does not accurately reflect them or their beliefs)?” but in the rare instances where they don’t get recognized by the interviewers until the video’s already posted, I think the questions and answers would be very funny.

Fuck it, blocking a bunch of Marvel fans on this sideblog specifically. It’s nothing personal, they just keep appropriating my posts for their own superhero movie fandom and it’s getting on my nerves. Either engage with the fandom you’re actually reblogging from or just go away.

What’s making this whole purging thing really easy is that they all have really obvious fandom usernames like “loki-the-beautiful-and-sexy” or “touchmygloriouspurpose69” so they stick out like a sore thumb.