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@shittybifrostincidentextposts
bifrost incident textposts every day
some are shitty some are funny some are actually good (rarely) and some are garbage. i put basically no thought into any of these
by the way feel free to send me your own bifrost incident textposts. like in the askbox or submission box. or submit other peoples' posts
assume I am ALWAYS /silly and /j
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I hope this email finds you transformed by the touch of the gods you had unknowingly served for so long
. (this one made me laugh out loud)
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING ODIN THEBIFROSTINCIDENT GOD DAMN FOOL TRAIN BUILDING WORLD ENDING SNAKE OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD TRAINFUCKER AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST TYRANT IN THE GALAXY LAUGHED OUT OF THE RATATOSK EXPRESS COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING ODIN THEBIFROSTINCIDENT
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT ODIN THEBIFROSTINCIDENT I HATE HER SO MUCH WHY DOES SHE HAVE SO SUCH A FUCKED UP TRAIN WHY DID SHE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET IT LOOSE IS SHE DEAD IS SHE A BASTARD WOMAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS WOMANS FACE AND I KNOW SHE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST BEARD GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said odin thebifrostincident's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with odin thebifrostincident singing one word in person on voice in album not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to relisten to the entire album again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when she is mentioned or alive
i dont even know why i hate her so much. she built a train but i am just mad because i am angy
she better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if shes just some rich shithead whos a fan of Call of Cuthulu and wanted the irl version ill go ham
BETTER have had a eldritch god make her kill a man cuz if she didnt Im going to make her
paypal.com/IFuckingHateOdinThebifrostincident
song's not even about her. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be her observation window and I lost it
where the fuck is odin thebifrostincident if shes still alive im going to so deeply wish she wasnt
crusty old woman
ill punch odin and her sad frail old woman twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and she will disintegrate until all thats left is one final page of symbols she kept on her at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yog-sothothian
im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point
i hope theres a date given for when odin died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone
everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the woman who had such a fucked up if true train
probably gonna start just posting when I actually have ideas. making a textpost every day is haaaard
get yourself a partner who looks at you like odin looks at trains that go through wormholes that are actually outer gods that kill you
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STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING ODIN THEBIFROSTINCIDENT GOD DAMN FOOL TRAIN BUILDING WORLD ENDING SNAKE OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD TRAINFUCKER AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST TYRANT IN THE GALAXY LAUGHED OUT OF THE RATATOSK EXPRESS COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING ODIN THEBIFROSTINCIDENT
I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport
@shittybifrostincidentextposts
things odin would canonically say
how come we only fuck trains on fridays
put yggdrasilians in Bifrost Train
bifrost Train perfec t size for put yggdrasilians in to r\elax! inside very Soft and Comfort yggdrasilians relax soundly put yggdrasilians in Bifrost Train. Put Yggdrasilians In Bifrost Train. no problems ever in biffrost train because good Shape and Support for yggdrasilian life weak of the threat of yog sothoth. Abifrost Train yes a place for a yggdrasilian put yggdrasilian in bifrost train can trust bifrost for giveing good love to yggdrasil. friend bifrost
mlm (thor) wlw (sigyn) solidarity to fight their common enemy, wlt (odin) (women loving trains)
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i don't have much to contribute I just want you to know you're my everything. these posts make me cackle every damn time
thank you so much <3
does this mean you'll willingly let me put you on the train going to the place where the void sings
your tags count as their own textpost
[ID: the tags read "girlbossed too close to the roiling nuclear chaos of the mad demon sultan at the centre of reality"]
save the environment! run trains on an actual person's blood instead of gas or diesel or what have you!
Traumatic Brain Injury ❌️
The Bifrost Incident ✅️
Reminds me of when I was showing my friends the mechs. We got to the bifrost incident and I searched "tbi" into youtube. Obviously got a lot of results about traumatic brain injury. My friends were jokingly like "is there any traumatic brain injury in the bifrost incident" and I went "well, actually..."
Then we got to the introduction of Loki's song and they were like "!!! Traumatic Brain Injury!!!"
loki tbi tbi
Traumatic Brain Injury ❌️
The Bifrost Incident ✅️
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new cereal just dropped! get some bifrosted flakes today! (there is a nonzero chance that when you open the box it will not be full of cereal but instead contain yog sothoth the key and the gate through whose cascading being the train has passed yog sothoth who is the bifrost and whose dread invocation now shattered drags them towards the roiling nuclear chaos of the mad demon sultan at the center of reality)
hey op change your url
hey not op change into a screaming squamous thing /silly
am I an empowered girlboss if I doom everyone in the yggdrasil system to die a horrible death at the hands of the outer gods
