Extremely Angry Feminist

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who's my best friend in the world and recently he was like "you're too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!" and I was like "a niece might be more up my alley" and he just got more excited and said "ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful"

every day i am reminded that

i forgor

this is my favourite thing

We’re having an obesity epidemic but you want to talk chains of slavery? You’re mad.

My bad, I forgot for a second that when one issue exists it completely negates the existence of any other issue and we immediately have to stop talking about it.

If I wear a shirt inside out, the entire universe would be wearing it except me.

Congratulations, you just explained Gödel’s theorem in a single sentence.