they were roommates

When I hear police sirens getting closer

Me, a homebody who never does anything illegal: They found me.

Please, I beg of you, may we see a photo of the cat? I am a simple man, I see a smiling cat and I love them.

everyone who writes their ‘7’s with a little dash through them had a conscious moment of truth where they actively chose to write ‘7’ in that way and never stopped doing it like if you can’t clearly recall that fateful decision wyd

This is 1 with a line at the bottom erasure

bold text in lowercase kinda feels like when a parent is really steamed but they’re talking in a low composed tone so you know you’re in the shit now

that gamer feel when……ur gaming

explain

only gamers will get this

scrappy doo has been found dead in miami

is he okay

hes alright but he died

Anyone else love minding their own business

spaghetti? oh no i only eat swaghetti sir

who is she