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love that daniel calls armand "dad" one too many times and armand just shows up like well SOMEONE around here is fucking their actual parent and it ISN'T YOU

everyone who thinks daniel would immediately drop to his knees and be armands dog again once he Remembers knows nothing

period cramps gender dysphoria on the iron throne was so on the nose but it was good so i dont even care. what if your body physically recoiled at the seat you've placed it upon. what if the literal site where your body touches the throne is soaked in blood. what if you wanted to bring the symbolic phallic sword. what if you didnt because its not who you are. what if you started bleeding the moment you put it aside. how romantic it must be to be locked away in a castle and made to squeeze out heirs. how romantic it must be to be locked away in a castle and finally sit on the iron throne! what if it was uncomfortable. what if you werent made for this because no one is made for this. what if your womb was a grave. what if it was reminding you right now. what if the thing that you have resented as your defining feature your entire life decided to torture you during the moment you've waited your entire life for. your father bled on this throne too when he pricked his fingers on its sharp edges. is that blood any different? your two eldest sons are dead would you like a bodily reminder that you can have more targaryen heirs? isn't that what its all about? more targaryen heirs? more and more and more targaryen heirs? dont you want to give birth again dont you want to live in this castle and squeeze out more targaryen heirs? dont you wish you were your father your uncle your half-brother dont you wish you were literally anyone else. do you think you would have started bleeding if you just brought the sword. do you think you would have started bleeding if you were just someone else. dont forget your father bled too

i just know daniel is gonna fuck shit up again between louis and lestat. when is someone throwing him on the train tracks

I don't think it is a coincidence that, on the rise of conservatism and fascism, young queer/trans people would go up in arms for a petty pronouns joke at the expense of a minor character but fail to clock the violence of forced masculinity and motherhood on the protagonists.

obsessed with the fact that both daniel and armand have spent the last couple of years disturbed and annoyed that the people around them keep disappearing as they just feel each other, wherever they are.

Startling levels of horniness unlocked by the mere thought of the vampire Armand using positive reinforcement methods to teach Daniel how to use his nepogifts.

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Do you think it fucks Marius up that Armand's eyes look like Akasha's

and also another thing. daniel molloy is not a freshly made asshole. put some respect on his name he was always a huge fucking bitch AND a cheater AND a shit father and his sarcasm has been a steady stream for the whole duration of the series so don't you come crying to me about him being mean and over-the-top and a parody of himself that's the original right there and you've known him for two seasons don't pmo

listen you’re allowed to be uncomfortable with Daniel fucking his students aggressively but I however am a sicko so you might just want to block me now

All the professor molloy fucking his students fanfic suddenly became canonical, thank you rolin.