this is way too much pressure

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

losing dog but no one bets on me because i Don’t even lose well enougj

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Let's all vomit impossible quantities of viscous black liquid

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

she suck on my mysterious artifact and I'm like hey don't do that

Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn!

now you know who you are messing with

i think there is something fundamentally wrong with me but that's okay