laideybug

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

new religion: have a good time

my dead wife. the ad free internet

I’m really enamored with the dynamic of two characters who work perfectly in tandem, like pacific rim drift compatible level, but they don’t like each other. It’s not even as strong an emotion as hate it’s just a very neutral-negative dislike, but they still act in perfect concert and their individual abilities are fully complementary

GIRLS!!!!!! gather roung. we are looking at this pillbug

sorry I can't respond to your text bc I need to die a thousand deaths for some reason

t shirt that says I PUT A NORMAL AMOUNT OF THOUGHT INTO STUFF

3-5 turkey vultures will soon be dispatched to your location.

"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

i'm winning the idgaf war [remembers idgaf] i mean who gives a shit how the idgaf war is going. i wasn't even aware there was a war.

joining the idgaf war on the side of who cares

hate when I type :) and this 🙂 fucker appears. Go away you evil soul

Sighs loudly and dramatically in a way that suggests I desire attention

Having seen some births now i can say that dog birth is amazing cos they just slip n slide out one after the other like a little conveyor belt. And theyre so little and unformed. And then UNGULATE BIRTHS ... are amazing for the opposite reason which is that 10mins after being born they are filing their taxes. Unless they are goats, in which case they are committing tax fraud instead

Goats are what is called a precocial species, which means that shortly after birth they are able to do many thimgs on their own, such as standing, walking, eating, and embezzlement