Du bist keine ente.

Weird how opening spotify in a web browser with a decent ad blocker allows you to skip ads just like would happen if you had premium. Sure hope no one takes advantage of that.

Sure hope nobody modifies the hosts file in C:\Windows\system32\drivers\etc to block Spotify ads in the app…

Yes to all of the above

All of the above👍

*applies mascara to leg hair* yes, much more definition and volume

@ted-bongdy the more I see the more they kill me honestly lmao

Emmy Award Winning™️

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

This is my favorite video ever

when a character you hate dies

I’m bubbie

Can we talk about how in zombie shows/movies/books they always find a veterinarian and not a surgeon? Are veterinarians deemed more likely to survive the apocalypse?

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ill take it

Happiness! Yes please 🤞🏽🤞🏽

Prosperity will be mine! 💕 I claim it!