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My muse(s):

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Setting: our verse | my verse | your verse | modern | alternate universe | other

Pre-established relationships? yes | no | depends on the relationship

Possible relationships: friends | classmate | co-worker | roommate | family, real or adopted | dating or blind date | married | friends with benefits | unrequited love | lending a hand | teacher - student | rivals | allies | partner-in-crime | enemies | protecter - guarded | business partners | spy - infiltrated | manipulator - manipulated | star-crossed | first meeting | other 

I’m in the mood for: fluff | angst | horror | romance | humor | crime | hurt / comfort | action | supernatural | slice of life | crack | dark threads | light threads | any genre | multi-para | shorter para | one-line | any length | plotted threads | unplotted threads | other

“  last night was nice.  ” “  lets do this again some time.  ” “  i’ll leave my number.  ” “  i gotta go, sorry.  ” “  can’t you at least stay for breakfast?  ” “  i’ll make coffee—don’t go anywhere.  ” “  next time, maybe i’ll buy you dinner first.  ” “  if we do this again you better buy me dinner first.  ” “  i don’t think my legs work again yet.  ” “  i don’t wanna get up.  ” “  no don’t move, it’s too cold outside the covers.  ” “  there’s no way i can hide these marks…  ” “  this was probably a mistake.  ” “  this can’t happen again.  ” “  you always say that, and yet we wind up right back here.  ” “  are you watching me sleep?  ” “  you look cute all frazzled like this.  ” “  why are you looking at me like that?  ” “  keep kissing me like that and we’re gonna end up back in bed.  ” “  something wrong? ” “  i’d stay if i could, i promise.  ” “  so if i put my number in your phone, you actually gonna text me? ” “  i made breakfast.  ” “  how do you take your coffee?  ” “  fuck! i’m late—  ” “  did you turn the alarm off?  ” “  if you don’t turn that alarm off i’m gonna throw it out the window.  ” “  i can’t find my shirt.  ” “  babe, we slept in.  ” “  i know you’re awake.  ” “  i’ll stay.  ” “  why don’t you stay?  ” “  i like waking up with you.  ” “  i like having you here at night.  ” “  you know, if you moved in we wouldn’t keep having to say goodbye like this.  ” “  so when are we gonna actually go on a real date?  ” “  do i smell bacon?  ” “  you made pancakes?  ” “  come on, come back to bed.  ” “  you weren’t there when i woke up.  ” “  i thought you left.  ” “  do you want me to go?  ” “  just let me sleep for five more minutes.  ” “  you’re really beautiful/handsome. even if you drool.  ” “  you talk in your sleep, ya know.  ”  

Light side. ‘Cause there’s a lot of darkness in the world, I think we need the light.

When I was a child, I spoke like a child, I understood like a child, I thought like a child. But when I became a woman, I put aside childish things.

Put aside fears, reservations and petty things.

Kick ass tomorrow.

What if I can’t do it?

Almost sounds like you want it.

Commonly only known to the public as mind control. It’s a tricky little craft. When properly exercised, can bend the strongest of wills to your desire.

Nobody controls my mind but me.

Knock it off!

Ow! Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Well done.

I’m not done.

Now, lick it.

That’s enough. Let’s move on.

Having fun yet?

If your soul hasn’t returned to your body by sunup, you’ll die.

You’re the first to return.

It was horrible. I was stuck on a network musical. It was a live version of The Sound of Music. I wasn’t even the lead.

I’m right here, it’s okay.

Freak. You’re a freak.

No, I don’t wanna kill a living thing.

No, you can’t make me kill a living thing.

We have to help her.

There’s nothing we can do.

Follow my voice.

You’re a stone-cold bitch.

When you play with fire, you get burned.

Tag, you’re it.

Gotcha. No tag-backs.

Can’t we just have a little fun?

Suck it. Ha-ha-ha!

Nothing’s happening.

What’s “deserve” got to do with any of this?

So either crown me or kiss my ass.

I can feel all their eyes on me.

Maybe we deserve to die out.

Why did you leave me? You said you’d never leave me

My mother was always right.

How true is it that a prophet is never recognized in his own country?

Well, I guess it’s different when it’s your own family.

You have royal blood in your veins.

I was a fool not to have realized it earlier, seeking all this time in the dust for that which may have been right before us all along.

You must let it out.

I’d stake your life on it.

I’m not stupid.

Are you ready?

What did you see?

This thing started as a competition. I say we end it like one.

Divination. Let’s rock.

This is stupid. I’m not doing it.

Let me show you real power.

Divination first.

We’re doing this by the book.

I’m sick of your book.

I have so many powers, I could tear this room apart until there’s nothing left but your little trinkets, but, no, I have to do this bullshit.

There’s something in the thing.

Because the game is rigged, [NAME]. Wake up.

You would accuse us of chicanery?

I didn’t even wanna come here.

I’m going back to Hollywood where people are normal.

I suggest you change the locks, because when I tell TMZ everything it won’t be long before torches, pitchforks, and Molotov cocktails become a real big part of your day.

Peace out!

What do you want, dumb-ass?

You let her die.

Why did you let her die?

You know that dark place! We’ve both been there!

I did it for us.

You’re not that good an actress.

No one will wonder where the body went once we bury her.

Since your extraordinary public statement last month there has been quite a bit of fanfare.

We are not a cult. We don’t proselytize. We have no agenda. We’re not recruiting.

Women who identify as witches are born as such and their abilities, which we call powers are part of who they are, part of their DNA, if you will.

So in fact, you’re saying that it’s not a choice, being a witch.

There are so many young witches who have resisted their calling because they’re afraid of how they may be perceived, or what’s expected of them.

But you know, when you hide in the shadows, you are less visible, you have less protection.

We’ll always be targets for the ignorant. It is what it is.

There is a home and a family waiting for you.

I’m so proud of you.

Start by telling them that being an authority figure requires you to make hard, unpopular decisions for the greater good.

Your tasteful modesty is out of fashion, so knock it off.

Thanks to you, we’re entering a new era.

You’ve planted the seeds but in order to reap their harvest, you have to clear the rot of the past.

I love your metaphors, but I have no idea what you’re talking about.

I’m not suggesting. I’m insisting.

You want to be burned at the stake?

At the start of your glorious reign the last thing you need is an ABSCAM or Watergate.

I killed and I must pay for it.

I didn’t hear this.

I’ve made many painful mistakes in my life. I want my death to have some meaning.

Stiff upper lip, my dear.

You cannot be a hypocrite. I won’t stand for it.

Any last words?

Balenciaga!

I’m excited. I wanna get in there and show what I can do.

You gotta check this shit out. Line’s around the block.

We’ll buy more houses if we have to.

I got your back.

Should we open the doors now?

There’s just one more thing I need to deal with.

I saw you die.

You men, with your fragile egos.

We still have a deal, babe.

I’m going to Paris for just a couple days.

Why? Why would she decide to do that?

I mean, it won’t be pleasant for you. But if you do it right, I promise you the world.

I’m gonna put something inside you.

What happens when I wake up from this vision?

If you’re gonna offer me your spit, I’ll take it straight from the spigot.

I ruined a perfectly good pair of Jimmy Chaos.

I knew you’d get rid of him for me, once he served his purpose.

Whose blood was it?

I never killed anybody. Not yet.

That was the plan. Let you do the dirty work.

You didn’t come here to kill me.

You were hoping I’d put you out of your misery, but I don’t need to. You’re close. I doubt you’ll make it through the night.

Is that why you were always so awful to me? Because you knew I was going to take your power some day?

A woman becomes a mother, she can’t help but see her mortality in that cherubic little face.

Every time I looked at you, I saw my own death.

You were a constant reminder of my worst fears.

Oh, and all this time, I thought you just didn’t like me.

It was nothing personal, darling.

I loved you plenty, though. Just my own way. Which, I’ll admit, had its limitations.

I can feel the power vibrating off of you.

It feels good, doesn’t it?

I have to die for you to truly live.

I’m not crying over you. I’m crying for me.

You were the monster in every one of my closets.

A lifetime spent either trying to prove myself to you, get close to you, or get away from you.

God knows you’ll do a better job of it than I ever did though you won’t look half as good doing it.

For God’s sake, have mercy on me. Put me out of my misery. I hurt everywhere.

You’re scared, maybe for the first time in your life.

You have to do this alone. And the only way out is through. So feel the fear and the pain. Let it all in and then let it all go.

I don’t think we ever hugged.

You’re up. I hope you’re hungry.

Oh, get those goddamn things out of my face.

Why you always gotta be like this?

I’m tired of fighting.

How long have we been here?

If you want a stiff one, come over here.

Don’t be vulgar.

Maybe you ought to lay off the sauce for a while.

Drink in the fresh air.

I can’t spend eternity here.

This place it reeks of fish and cat piss.

I’m in heaven.

All right, let’s open the doors.

We survived. Up until now, that’s all we’ve done.