we can only learn so much and live.

You think you’re going to be hip and teen forever and then suddenly you find yourself drinking red wine and playing board games and lusting after men with beards 

that’s exactly what happened.

I imagine that this movie would be much more enjoyable if all the dialogue were replaced with those from Kate Beaton’s comics

my favorite unit of measurement is hella

i keep seeing the words coffee shop au without knowing what they mean. a coffee shop universe? alternate universe where there are coffee shops. friends, i have some good news for you about this universe that we live in

WHAT

WHAT

WHAT

HOLY

THE MOST MAGICAL THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

This is like, pretty much the ONLY THING I want from the show now.  :|

mads mikkelsen is a hot dad and i am going to have to call the hot dad police on him i am taking him to hot dad jail this is unacceptable no hot dads are allowed to be wandering around like this it could be be dangerous think of the children

I JUST REALIZED WE DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT DINOSAURS SOUND LIKE! THEY COULD’VE BEEN SPEAKING FLUENT GERMAN FOR ALL WE KNOW

it’s too early for this late night tumblr shit

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL

ICH EIN VELOCIRAPTOR