i donated my cervix to a fictional man in need

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

he got raptured

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

what the fuck is this creature

In The Desert .. Seymour Walks..

People are always writing fanfiction about how it’s abusive for tom to hit jerry with the big mallet and jerey has mallet PTSD and gets a restraining order out on tom and starts going to a domestic violence survivors support group. stuff like this. Sometimes I like it but sometimes it irks me.

Keep in mind I’m coming from an informed place because I read about 1000 of these a year.

salad is mostly items