i donated my cervix to a fictional man in need

no you invested the right amount of time it's delightful

all babies are baby gender. you dress them stupid, in pumpkins and teddy bear suits

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

me (crazy eyes, covered in blood): I NEED to finish writing my fanfic. so I can start writing a different fanfic.

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

now the healing can begin.

celebrate fathers day by knocking that boy up

tumblr is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister