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resist the urge to give up on healing just because it is slow

Remember that time Ted Cruz straight up said he’d murder Trump

#i mean #he’s killed before so

ok but like shout out to all my girls with skin conditions like eczema or acne or keratosis pilaris, etc. society paints such a false picture of women as having perfectly clear and soft skin and like….that ain’t true. so many of us have bumps and scars and dryness and redness and no matter what we do it won’t go away. but yall are perfect okay like believe me i still don’t love my skin but its so Wrong that we hate ourselves so much for something so trivial. you’re beautiful okay and so is your skin i love u.

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus

You know what strength is? Forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

*realizes I exist outside of my own perceptions of myself and that people probably talk about me sometimes* what the fuck

ok but why is ‘potato’ always used negatively in phrases? ‘couch potato’ and ‘he looks like a potato’……… what the hell have potatoes ever done to you? potatos are the mvps of the food world, the backbone of many dishes. they never let u down. potatoes are the real winners here and we should feel honoured to be described as one

I can think of at least one time potatoes have let down a very large group of people.

That was not the potatoes’ faults! That, like most things, was on the British.

I’m at the point in my life where I just don’t care anymore so if u stress me out I’m just not gonna deal with you anymore

drunk girls that can’t stop outpouring compliments and affection to the people around them are literally too high quality for this world

like literally can u believe that women are so pure that when they are uninhibited and they can’t logically filter their actions all their brains can think to do is try to make friends w/ ppl and tell them they’re pretty

stay away from people who pick and choose when to fuck with you.