e equals m times c squared

if i was like "every time i cut steak into a different shape there's a brand new word for it" everyone else would be like "no that's stupid". but we let pasta get away with anything.

can we please bring back the hannibal fandom. i miss seeing lists of reasons why hannigram was toxic and the fact that one of the involved parties ate other people never made the top five 

“what time is it” you ask, i pull out my 2.7 metric ton granite sundial and immediately crush both of your feet, I loudly announce “it is cloudy”

famous works with titles that are unabashedly stupid but we dont notice because they’re so ingrained in pop culture

star wars

was the dust that spelled “sex” in the new lion king