vic

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

“but what if you abort the baby who’ll cure cancer?!” sir the baby who will cure cancer is an organic chemistry major who works at a Home Depot because you use AI to go through your resumes

"I am, somehow, less interested in the weight and convolutions of Einstein’s brain than in the near certainty that people of equal talent have lived and died in cotton fields and sweatshops." - Stephen Jay Gould, The Panda's Thumb: More Reflections in Natural History

Diveristy win!! The personification of death coming to reap your soul is a lesbian!

I think armand turned him despite being “repulsed” by the idea of turning someone into a vampire because he rode that old man dick so hard daniel had a heart attack and it was the only way to save him

yikes, unfollowing him now. I was a big fan of his constant lying, gaslighting and evil behavior, but I had no idea he dated a 70 year old man who’s 445 years younger than him

penelope is a better woman than me, i would’ve lied and said i got engaged just to see if colin would cry

wish i could go missing for a little bit and no one would freak out and then i could come back and they'd be like "did you have fun going missing" and i'd be like "yeah, thanks" and then i could do that every couple of months or so and it wouldn't be a big deal

idk why so many people asked but yes i am autistic

"You can't adapt House of Leaves into any other medium, it has to be a book or it doesn't hit the same" okay but have we tried a musical yet. we should at least try a musical.

they need to make succession funkos so i can throw tom and greg off the roof