Jul 20
Jade Pike: *Hayden, Shane and Jackie are inside the house getting food and Ilya is outside with the Pike kids and Anya* Uncle Shane, Uncle Ilya had an accident in the car... Ruby is helping him.
Shane and Hayden: *They get super concerned and get outside fast af because Ilya was showing off his Porsche to the kids, they immediately head out to see what happened*
Ilya: *Is stuck inside this thing*
Of course he is.
I was just laughing about Big and Strong hockey player Ilya Rozanov squeezing into his tiny-ass Lambo and struggling driving it 'cause his knees are everywhere and his head's bumping into things.
But that's not keeping him from test driving Henry the Hoover's automobile cousin.
