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People of tumblr, I believe in you. I trust you to make the right choice. I truly believe we can make this a reality. We have the power. We can achieve anything we put our minds to.
We CAN make Count Binface the next Tumblr sexyman.
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Is it just me or does he look like balloony?
Is Tumblr aware of Count Binface, current hope for our nation?
Let me explain:
Grotesque fascist grifter, Nigel Farage, is the leader of Reform, the racist far right party he created because UKIP got what it wanted (Brexit) and it sucked.
Having tried and failed to be an MP many times (but somehow getting more screentime than any Liberal Democrat or Green politician), he finally succeeded in the last election because people were so overwhelmingly pissed off with the Conservatives, and many right-wing people saw Reform as the new Conservative Party; partly because it's full of rejects from the Conservative Party.
Speculation: he doesn't really want to be an MP, he wants to be a fascist grifter. He's annoyed by suggestions he do things like Be In His Constituency and Serve His Constituents.
He's recently been caught having accepted a VERY large amount of money from some unsavory people that he insists was a totally legitimate 'donation' and not breaking any rules.
Only it did break the rules and it's very clear that it did and things are in motion to hold him to account.
To avoid this, he has resigned as an MP, saying this is a protest at his treatment by the 'establisment' (he is a rich fascist grifter, but he likes to cosplay as a Man of the People). This has triggered a by-election, in which he is standing, with the hope that the people of his constituency will either elect him in a resounding win, indicating they don't care that he's corrupt (having not heard everything the investigation is uncovering), or someone from Labour or the Conservatives will win and he can swan off to America, free to grift again because of what the 'establishment' did to him.
Only, all the major political parties have agreed not to stand, stating openly that this is an obvious stunt and they won't legitimise it. So if he doesn't win, he can't say it was because he was too much of a rebel and the Establishment went against him, he'll just be a loser, which doesn't play too well with the right-wingers he wants to grift. And if he does get back in the investigation will go forward without any kind of 'mandate' from his constituency buoying him up.
But. There is another option.
COUNT BINFACE IS RUNNING.
Count Binface is part of the grand British tradition of joke candidates who stand as a protest option. They usually don't get enough votes to get their deposit back (which is supposed to deter unserious people) but they don't care, because DEMOCRACY.
Of course, Count Binface has never won, but it is hilarious to see a completely serious pathetic fascist concede defeat while standing next to a man with a bin on his head to whom they are democratically equal.
But if nobody else is standing. And if enough people in Clacton-on-Sea are finally cheesed off enough with Farage not doing anything for them, there is just a chance that one of the funniest things to ever happen in politics will happen.
Imagine. Imagine for just a moment that the Grotesque Fascist not only loses, but loses to Count Binface.
The crazy thing about the Heated Rivalry fandom is there is so much fanfic that I can afford to be incredibly picky. I'm drowning in wealth and acting like it's worthless.
Anybody have any more fic recs for Hollanov publicly flirting before they’re out or even together? Some amazing examples below:
Rivals or Pulling Pigtails by Music_Feeds_My_Soul
WIP 3/4 15K Rated: T
Or, after Shane is outed by a teammate, Ilya decides to bin their ten-year plan to publicly woo his boyfriend as if they aren’t already dating.
The public predictably loses its mind.
Many more Recs below the cut
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It's all good to make comics complaining about how screwed things are, but I want to see real change in this country. I'm finally putting my money where my mouth is, and I implore you to do the same if you can.
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I'm on the rising storm again now. The way this book (and all of the high republic books) gives you these small hopeful victories for the jedi. In the midst of the carnage going on around them. The authors are incredible at making us feel things. Especially when I know how this book ends.
I'm on board with Devon and Rylee in a romantic way. But it being an unhealthy, toxic relationship. It being another thing that is pushing Devon to the dark side.
Devon developing unhealthy levels of attachment to Rylee. Other than Maul he's the only one she has left.
Rylee becoming afraid of Devon's power and what she's willing to to do.
It's all very Anakin and Padmé.
How would she react if he were to want to leave her? Could it be something that would push him to the Empire and his mom?
Would Maul encourage their connection - Devon feeling passion? Or disparage it as a distraction?
Would Devon then follow her feelings in secret?
Would you give Spybot head pats?
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It is SOOO funny that the only plot hook for any Star Wars show that Lucasfilm has been able to come up with since Clone Wars is “give adult man some sort of child (preferably force-sensitive or force-adjacent)”. Like it’s TCW, it’s Rebels, it’s The Mandalorian, it’s TBB, it’s even The goddamn Acolyte.
And that entire time, literally since his resurrection, Maul has been begging for that to happen to him and the narrative just goes lol no. Starts out with trying to force Savage into the apprentice role, tries it on Ahsoka in season 7 after Savage is dead, spends an entire season of Rebels trying and failing to get Ezra to join him, and now he has his own goddamn show and the narrative is still adamantly refusing to hand him that child. All the other father figures get a kid in their first or second episode, and Maul’s sitting here at the season finale of the fourth show he’s been in, still apprenticeless
Maul keeps trying to adopt teenagers😭
Ahsoka'd gladly adopt them herself if it meant Maul wouldn't get his hands on them lol
The last one is canon lmao
Ugh I forgot how much I love star wars. Light of the jedi my beloved. Shouldn't be listening to it at work though I nearly cried on chapter 1.
by @ piwonplaylist 💙❤️
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Genderbent heated rivalry yuri can anyone hear meeeee???..
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Soft butch Jane Hollander finally cutting her nearly hip length hair into a choppy razored wolf cut/shag and Lilya Rozanova legitimately forgetting how to breathe as she slams her rum and coke at a stupid bar in Tampa in a dress she thought would be funny but now looks stupid because god, she’s never even seen Jane in pants let alone the smudgy eyeliner and crisp button down with the sleeves rolled up and wide leg trousers, sunglasses tucked in her cleavage and oh my god, is she wearing a black lacy bra? Can she actually see Jane Fucking Hollander’s Bra ™? Did her awful fucking movie star boyfriend make her change her image?? If he did it would be a weird choice because prissy, perfectly feminine, princess Jane looks gay now. Really fucking gay.
