you’ve been my little bit of magic

remember to bury the dead with a phone, everyone. these days the ferry terminal at the river styx wants you to download a fucking app

Sometimes I need a cigarette, not because I smoke, but like as a literary device.

The next time ur abt to rb heated rivalry posts think abt ur poor lesbian mutuals shivering all alone in the rain inside a cardboard box who could not give less of a fuck abt those men

Oh and I want to fight all the Gen Z kids who are like ‘teehee, we’ll just do lavender marriages instead!’ Some of us are adults who want equal rights and protections under the law of our land.

Yeah, we wanted legal marriages because your spouse's horrid family could show up, get you kicked out of the hospital, steal all of their stuff, and there was nothing you could do about it.

do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day

This is the last social media platform where u can be ugly and in a foul mood

what’s wrong? nothing in particular but everything in general

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

I love it when Conclave said oh so the church is able to break with tradition when it comes to iphones, vapes, rolling suitcases, and steel-fortified window coverings, but not when it comes to feminism, pluralism, and the nuances of sex and gender. How interesting. Anyway, here is a remarkably sad old man.