exists solely for this purpose

i feel like im in the sims where it takes 5 hours to make pasta and then u have to immediately go to bed

turns out my life purpose isn’t supposed to be as small and silent and accommodating and convenient as possible

girls don’t want boys, girls want a collection of ancient daggers, a gothic castle with secret passages, isolated from civilization and surrounded by an intricate forest inhabited by wild creatures to befriend at will, a labyrinth-library filled with rare and dangerous volumes, a hidden garden where strange flowers with no name can grow untamed, ridiculously long flowing velvet and silk robes, a nice divan-window spot on which to read, write and watch thunderstorms from, unlimited wifi, perfect eyeliner wings and maybe a pet panther

What a year this week has been.

It’s Monday.

It sure as hell is.

*walks into an antique store* i'd like to see your most evil items, please

I love how the body structure and the decor of the larger bone fairy creates a nice area of concentration that leads the viewer’s eye towards the tooth fairy. This, aside from the obvious glow and design contrast, help direct the attention where needed and is a brilliant move by the artist.

Shout out to strawberries, keep up the good work little red dudes.

In foookin HOWLIN

bonding with your houseplants by watering them from a water bottle you’ve already drank from

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