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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

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Got into a discussion about emergency response at a professional retreat recently and everyone was going on and on about agility, and I was like, "Okay but what about contingency?"
And they were like "What?"
And I was like, "Agility isn't the ultimate form of preparedness. Contingency is. Agility still requires you to flounder and figure out a solution in the moment, but if you have a contingency plan, all you have to do is implement it."
And they were like "But you can't make contingency plans for every situation!"
And I was like, "Yeah, you basically can if you just identify all of your basic dependencies and contingency plan around the loss of any dependency," and then I gave a few examples.
And they all stared at me like I'm an alien.
Anyway, that's how I figured out I'm Batman-coded and also learned how Batman must feel talking to supposedly professional superheroes who never bothered to run disaster scenarios until I pointed out that it's insane that they don't already have a plan for if Superman turns evil.
There’s a phrase that really stuck in my head around this. It was from one of the British divers who enacted the Thai caving rescue, though I couldn’t tell you which one or which interview.
As he described to the interviewer a moment of panic and how he he overcame, the interviewer said, in one of those, summarise-last-answer-given-with-appropriate-levels-of-respect-in-order-to-proceed-to-next-question phrasing’s, “Wow, so you rose to the occasion -“
And the diver said, “No, actually people always get that exactly wrong. In an unexpected and urgent situation you don’t rise to the occasion. You sink to the level of your training.”
i really like your header image <3
they’re saying it’s the most angela tweet ever written
you were almost turned into a vampire, but before you could be fully turned, the vampire was staked. This left you with a vampire weakness, while still being human.
Spin the wheel to find out your weakness!
How much does this effect you?
Nothing changes
It's inconvenient but I can deal with jty
It will be hard to adjust but I'll figure it out
I don't know if I'll be able to live like this
Maybe I can find another vampire to finish the turning?
I might just kill myself
Results/other
thanks @theemmjay for submitting this poll idea!! Seriously it's such a cool concept I love it so much

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reblog to tell prev she deserves to exist
Happy TDOV!
Remember, you can be the change you want to see in the world, and in yourself. Don't let anyone stand in your way!
eevee is like a prey animal to me
Gone............
peace and love on planet earth
it’s so sleepy..

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parents are so fucking entitled
parents will throw a fucking tantrum about how you have to respect their views while having disrespected you your entire life for no reason other than believing they had the right to control you
we need youth liberation right fucking now
did you hear they finally announced the 2025 DNI Basic Criteria. bad news for fans of insane clown posse im afraid.
mom im scared everyones beung really funny on my post
upgrading her processing units but refusing to do the same to her PSU or heat management system because i think the sound of her choking on coolant is erotic
watching the lights flicker a bit as she struggles to keep up with the energy demands of her new cpu
4コマ漫画はおまけですキャプション【刺身包丁】ねぇ知ってる?隣町の●●高校で起きた事件の話レズカップルの一人が相手を殺したんだけど要は痴情のもつれよね自分を裏切った相手の大事な物を壊してやるって刺身包
oh right lumps on your tits are like, ‘contact your doctor’ and not ‘whatever it’ll go away’

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What is wrong with being a man, or similar identities?
It's one of those kinks that's almost impossible to do ethically