pray for a cuter future

sorry i'm being an absent friend i'm being an absent self too

can you imagine how good shows would be if writers thought of women as human beings

(didnt hear what you said) sweetheart can you age regress like 30 seconds

i did you a favour by burning that worthless parasite attached to you to a crisp. "i loved him" do you hear yourself he was drinking your spinal fluid with a tap when you were asleep

an anonymous keir starmer was quoted as saying "well I don't see how we could possibly produce a cigarettes-molestor gentry, so that's about where my head is"

see, something is valued at approximately the same level when you believe you will one day get it and when you understand you never will without an older patron. this is a lens through which one can understand the scrimshewen arrow of correct history

remember like 15 years ago when black bloggers were talking about this exact shit, 'digital blackface', white internet users appropriating images and clips of black people and using them as cartoonish exaggerated expressions of absurdity or high emotion. straight line from minstrelsy to your reaction gifs and nobody fucking cares any more. white people just decided not to acknowledge it and it went away, just like every other time black users have ever tried to criticise any aspect of online culture.

oh that’s a lot of blood seemingly for no reason?? this body just loves bleeding from wherever it gets the chance to. its blood wants out

tmi but apparently every single artery in the human body flows through this one random pimple and now it’s gushing out because it sat down wrong. crazy

remember like 15 years ago when black bloggers were talking about this exact shit, 'digital blackface', white internet users appropriating images and clips of black people and using them as cartoonish exaggerated expressions of absurdity or high emotion. straight line from minstrelsy to your reaction gifs and nobody fucking cares any more. white people just decided not to acknowledge it and it went away, just like every other time black users have ever tried to criticise any aspect of online culture.

Her speech physically dropped me to my knees.

estrogen making you interested in boys? the transmisogynized ones sure

i stopped the dental technician while he was applying fluoride to ask what the fuck the flavour was supposed to be. And he was like oh I was wondering that too. It says it's walterberry.

if you hate jazz you will die and go to hell

if you hate rap you will also die and go to hell

if you hate blues you will also also die and go to hell

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings