a cracked polystyrene man

So basically i was discovered as an infant at the bottom of a big sack of oats by an enterprising horse, who spared my life and trained me in the lost arts (falls into companionable silence for a few minutes) Can i ask you something

ppl used to show up at each others houses

some kids came on the train and saw someone they knew hopping on yhe train at the next station. one of them goes "yo is that gay sam??" and im like ughhh. okay is that what we're doing. and then sam comes over and theyre like GAY SAM WHATS UPP and gay sam is like NOT MUCH IM GOODDD IM FRIED RIGHT NOWW and they were like classic sam. so. thats on me for assuming honestly

Our glorious "places like this aren't meant to last" "on sand nothing is fixed" "we're all just thieves awaiting a noose" "civilization is coming. and it means to exterminate us" "and when that veil drops altogether, they will come for more" vs their pedestrian "our age of bronze....is collapsing"

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

“Everyone has the same 24h” yeah right buddy say that to cavefish

almost all animals have set activity and rest patterns and this guy does whatever whenever