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Bruce: ...

Jason: The one desire...

Bruce:...

Tim: Believe when I say...

Steph: I want it that way...

Bruce:...

Clark: TELL ME WHY

Batkids: AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A HEARTACHE

Clark: TELL ME WHY

Batkids: AIN’T NOTHIN’ BUT A MISTAKE (TELL ME WHY)

Clark: I NEVER WANNA HEAR YOU SAY

Clark and the Batkids: I WANT IT THAT WAY

especially nowadays with cgi being so much better:

pattern that move

patterns that glow

BAND MERCH WHERE THE BAND IS ACTUALLY MOVING

kids with cute moving cartoons on their shirts

enchanted shoes that make you float just a tiny bit to make you look taller without high heels hurting your feet

also house emblems that move

while we’re at it actual robes instead of a uniform (would be cool if they actually change colour as soon as they’re sorted

long flowy clothes that float so they just don’t touch the ground

also NO/LESS OF A GENDER BINARY

teens and young adults mixing traditional wizard clothes with muggle clothes because leather/denim jackets and skinny jeans are cool and the wizarding world probably has hipsters as well

While there are lots of fascinating locations, magical creatures and richly animated magical spells, costume designs are mostly not boring, but not exciting enough for the wizarding world those movies are trying to portray.

There are outfits close to something interesting: Queenie Goldstein's outfits, Leta Lestrange' outfits, Nagini's dress, some of the Yule Ball dresses, Beauxbaton's school uniform, Kingsley looks and the whole Luna Lovegood' hipster wizard style.

But those are only bright brush strokes on the mostly grey painting.

Costume choices could've been used to emphasize diversity and inequality. We know that there are charasters from different classes, with different origin, but we can't actually see it on the screen. The only moment when movies visually show us inequality by costume choices, it's Ron getting his Yule Ball outfit.

Even when Draco insults Ron with the words "hand-me-down robe", the robe actually not quite different from the ones anybody else is wearing.

The truth here is: we were robbed.

Rosa, a functional queer: Leather Jacket, wh-

Then, you’re in Clark Kent Journalist Mode interviewing billionaire playboy philanthropist Mr. Wayne and he tells you to call him Brucie, please and proceeds to flirt with you throughout the interview but instead of being able to just brush him off like you normally would when you’re Superman you have to act all flustered and shy which isn’t much of an act if you’re being really honest with yourself.

And all he can do is just flirt with him whenever he can. Which is a lot and not actually at the same time. Mostly because while flirting with both (does that really count as both? I mean) Clark and Superman is really fun - Clark acting like he is shy and uncomfortable, when Bruce knows he actually isn't, 'cause Superman of course brushes him off all the time, but with little amused grin that means Kal at least think Brucie is funny - but this flirting has bad influence on Bruce's mental health.

Because he still needs to be Batman somehow.

And the best way to do it - actually be Batman like he always was. Cold, gruff, moody, almost numb. Which is supposed to be easy, but it's not with this careless_whisper.mp3 playing in his head on ans on, and he doesn't even know what it is - his subconscious or one of his dumbass kids in a Batcave succeeding in driving him mad.

(Dick gave him a dumb I ♥️ Superman t-shirt from Metropolis souvenir shop for Christmas. Bruce didn't threw it away).

So Batman just acts like Batman, despite that becomes Superman's friend and sometimes even says more than "hmm" and "hnn" on their missions.

But still he isn't ready for it when Clark just goes full "fuck it, I like him, you only live once" and starts flirting back.

Brucie just says something like "What are you doing after this?" while Superman is saving his life. And the next second Superman is just "Heading to Fortress of Solitude, unless maybe you've got something better than solitude to offer". Bruce goes blue screen of death for a record 5 seconds before his brain turns on again.

It's worth when it's Clark who is flirting back. Because when Brucie says "I have a private plane and can fly you to the moon" Bruce doesn't expect to hear "Well, I can do that to you without a plane". And it goes just

"What?"

"What?"

So Bruce and Clark drive each other crazy, not knowing that other is doing this knowingly too...

... before of course they do.

It's probably Clark who decided to tell Bruce about his (not so) secret identity, probably asking for a help in securing it, or for a backup guard for his friends and family. Or both, whatever.

And when Bruce is just "I'm world's greatest detective (place your Batman glare here). I already know".

Clark loses it like "Wait, what. Do you knew it before you start flirting with me as Clark or after?"

"Excuse me wha-"

"You heard me, Bruce".

"Wait, you knew? You knew and flirted back?"

They probably need to bicker and yell at eachother, before violently make out and agree on a date finally.

I personally think that naming kid Charles Raymond would be extra decision. Charles obviously gonna be head over heels, BUT that could be the point where we see Holt cry because he got too emotional over this.

If they name their girl Rosa, that totally will make Rosa cry too. AND let's don't forget that Ray could also be girls' name. AND Charlie is a beautiful name also. So that could be Rosa Ray, Rosa Charlie or Charlie Ray.